helpful hints

[verbicide]

When you start your extra-bloaty, endlessly cramp-y, sucks-to-have-a-uterus first day of your period, don't wear a low-cut, extra-constrict-y, complicated, new blouse. It will make you insane, piss you off, and possibly get you fired for indecent exposure as your boobs expand to overflowing and threaten to take over the entire Pacific Northwest.

MRH.

I know it's a cliche, but I just want to eat a bushel of chocolate and punch some XY'r in the face.

Can it be home-going time now? Please? Kthx.

Comments

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Hee, excellent! This is where it was useful to have Jeff around at work. I could chant I.WANT.CHOCOLATE at him until he fled the building to find some for me.

Of course there is a Dilletante in the lobby. But I feel too gross to leave the confines of my office right now!!

I do, however, have a box of mints. *CONSUMES*

[artemis77.livejournal.com]

Just flash people your boobies a little and they'll ignore your grossness. ;)

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Hee! I'd left a polar fleece jacket here, and I'm more comfortably (and decently) swaddled in it now. Whew!

[archaica.livejournal.com]

That actually works.

[artemis77.livejournal.com]

:) I'm sure it does.