verbicide | helpful hints

When you start your extra-bloaty, endlessly cramp-y, sucks-to-have-a-uterus first day of your period, don't wear a low-cut, extra-constrict-y, complicated, new blouse. It will make you insane, piss you off, and possibly get you fired for indecent exposure as your boobs expand to overflowing and threaten to take over the entire Pacific Northwest.

MRH.

I know it's a cliche, but I just want to eat a bushel of chocolate and punch some XY'r in the face.

Can it be home-going time now? Please? Kthx.