ahhhhhhhhh
Jul. 8th, 2004 10:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
verbicideSam: About a week ago I accidentally slept with a prostitute.
Toby: Really?
Sam: Yes.
Toby: You accidentally slept with a prostitute?
Sam: Call girl.
Toby: Accidentally?
Sam: Yes.
Toby: I don't understand, did you trip over something?
*dies*
I love Toby. I love Sam. I love Josh. I love CJ. And Leo McGarry needs to marry me, I don't care how old he is. Or how bad at marriage. I love him.
Toby: Really?
Sam: Yes.
Toby: You accidentally slept with a prostitute?
Sam: Call girl.
Toby: Accidentally?
Sam: Yes.
Toby: I don't understand, did you trip over something?
*dies*
I love Toby. I love Sam. I love Josh. I love CJ. And Leo McGarry needs to marry me, I don't care how old he is. Or how bad at marriage. I love him.
