kill me, kill me now

[verbicide]

God TV is BORING.

Let's see. What's on:

Ultimate Chopper infomercial (as much as I don't believe their hype, it's hypnotic to watch)
Some little girl is crying on Lifetime
Ahnuld is a dad who missed his kid's karate class and is begging forgiveness
Evangelists
Cowboys
Dead soldiers in WWII
Femoral Neck Imaging
Nike ad
Tennis
Vehix ad
Ooo food network (dammit, ads, *surfs on*)
Poker
What Not To Wear
Kim Possible
Another Vehix ad (seriously, they're everywhere)
Some furry animal's snout up the camera
Fox news (noooooooo thank you)
Reality TV on Oxygen (Candid Camera type thingie)
Cops
Tombstone (oooo!)
As Good As It Gets (overrated, I think)
E! Pamela Anderson talking about licking people

Blah.

Judy and Ellie and everyone just left for Alaska for the week for a family reunion. Didn't I just say no one else was allowed to go anywhere?