best pick up line ever
Aug. 19th, 2004 12:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
verbicideWalking through the Public Market on Monday, we witnessed one of the fishmongers shout, in a fairly thick Brooklyn accent:
"Hey Bootiful! Getcher finga outta yer nose"
We turned to check out the hot 17 year old he was bellowing at. She looked like Meadow Soprano. With frosted hair and somewhat overly bejeweled.
He kept chanting this at her. Like twenty million times. Until I wanted to slap him with a salmon.
Finally, some variety: "You're too good for that! Getcha finga outta ya nose!"
Just for the record, she wasn't picking her nose, but rubbing it. She finally noticed his attempts to woo her, and teetered away desperately on high, high heels.
We watched the clear disappointment on his face that she didn't hurl herself at his feet, shouting "Shag me, you sexy beast!"
Why can't I find a classy guy like that? Le sigh.
"Hey Bootiful! Getcher finga outta yer nose"
We turned to check out the hot 17 year old he was bellowing at. She looked like Meadow Soprano. With frosted hair and somewhat overly bejeweled.
He kept chanting this at her. Like twenty million times. Until I wanted to slap him with a salmon.
Finally, some variety: "You're too good for that! Getcha finga outta ya nose!"
Just for the record, she wasn't picking her nose, but rubbing it. She finally noticed his attempts to woo her, and teetered away desperately on high, high heels.
We watched the clear disappointment on his face that she didn't hurl herself at his feet, shouting "Shag me, you sexy beast!"
Why can't I find a classy guy like that? Le sigh.
