cracking up

Purloined from rimrunner

LotR as a dating manual.

I think my favorites were:

"Some people will go to any lengths to get a ring; others, having had one for awhile, will go to any lengths to chuck it into a volcano."

"Eating raw fish is no longer a sign of a sophisticated date. (That said, you have to admit the Atkins plan is working for Gollum.)"

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Having decided to go to bed early all week, I find myself rebellious tonight. I've hauled the comfy chair to my desk. This is never a good sign. Hobbes also doesn't seem to understand that my having a sandwich at midnight doesn't correlate into turkey goodness for him.

Tried to watch the L Word but had to stop because couldn't stop wanting to slap Jennifer Beals. Will try again, though.

I really feel like watching Two Towers, but know I'm too antsy to watch all of it. Maybe I can scene select for Gollum, Eomer and Boromir (Sean Beaaaaaaaaaan).

Also, is there a greater gift to PMS than fat-free Jell-O pudding cups?

hrm

Want a cigarette, but also don't want to put pants on, but will have to because it's cold and rainy.

BLAH.