roly strikes again

OMG FRIDAY THANK YOU JESUS.

And now, to avoid some work.

( Long Survey Thingie )

banter fun

Snippit from this morning's JeffTalk:

We have been discussing how insane Jeff is because he thinks Servilia from Rome is stunningly beautiful. My response (and the response of all sane people) has been, "Yeah --like forty years ago maybe!"

Jeff: I didn't realize you were so ageist. You hate old people. And the handicapped[1].
Me: Well now you know. I have, of course, made an exception in your case.
Jeff: Watch it, Dain Bramage Girl![2]


[1] Jeff's never forgiven me for laughing hysterically when he was earnestly excited about this company that does... ballet... in... wheelchairs. He has no idea why that is so incredibly funny. I have since been labeled an Enemy of the Differently Abled.

[2] A term he finds hilarious and I find utterly moronic.

today is a day of posting!

Things I Would Like to Share Today:

1. Muenster cheese doesn't work as well on a ham sandwich as on a pastrami one.
2. Pretzels don't work as well as acceptable Crunchy Thing Accompaniment to sandwiches as Cheetos.
3. Any day I decide I don't need to bring a raincoat or umbrella results in the skies dumping out God's bathwater. (I apologize to locals for my irresponsible meteorologic whimsy.)
4. I love LJ and my LJ friends and also chocolate.
5. I think whole grains make me feel a little heartburn-y.
6. For some reason, the comments lietya is making resulted in my Gmail ad to brightly offer a link to the following wisdom, "Be The Woman Men Love"
7. I <3 http://indexed.blogspot.com/
8. Anytime I don't like something vile (like eggplant), Jeff immediately says, "Oh, really? Real Italians love that!" He is a meanie.

Um. I think that's it for now. I have to get back to not-working in a different capacity now.