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verbicideIn other news, grrrr.
I've had like 2 diet pepsis today and I still want a nap. Let's see if a good rant wakes me up.
I have a new bra on today which doesn't fit right (yes, I should have tried it on at the store, but it's the right size and so I didn't, and yes I know that sizes matter fuck-all depending on brands but mrh anyway) and it's cutting off my circulation and the underwire is digging into the soft sides of my chest. OUCH. And WHINE. Sarah and Jeff have been enduring my endless whining about this today, and haven't once told me to STFU already! for which I am grateful.
Jeff, who is very cute and obviously has no experience with bras or the body-parts they contain, asked if I couldn't just take it off. My response was that unless I wanted carpet-burn on my nipples, no. I hate having big breasts. They are a complete pain. Argh, etc. Haaaaaaaaaate. Haaaaaaaaate. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaate. Even with recent weight loss, they still stick out of my chest like the fucking Andes.
My shoulders are still sore from Amanda's class last night. And the straps from the bra digging into them is not helpful.
I'm too warm, but don't want to take off my long-sleeved tee-shirt because then I'll be cold. Maybe. And I just don't want to. Okay, that's stupid. *takes off shirt* That's better.
My pants, which are loose in the waist, are pulling in the wrong way. Unfortunately, I don't think I should take my pants off.
Also, my ass hurts. And my legs are restless.
I want to fling off all my clothes and go lie down. Perhaps I am pre-menstrual. Something is up. Because omfg whine whine WHINE!
I'm meeting Sarah at Greenlake after work and won't be able to run home at 6pm and rip this tortuous contraption off my chest immediately. I'm sure Sarah's looking forward to my fidgeting and hissing about this for the entire 5K. I can't wait to get home and get out of this. Gah. And then? I'm going to stomp on it and throw it away.
However, as asdklfjlasdfjals as I feel right now, at least I'm not as retarded as this woman. "Ma'am, I can't come and enforce your bacon cheeseburger!"
Also, has anyone heard/heard-of Tegan and Sara? Someone was raving about it as the best thing ever. That and Belle and Sebastian? Does anyone know/recommend these bands? Where have I been hearing about them?
Also Also - on 3rd Lucifer book and fucking loving it. It rules.
I've had like 2 diet pepsis today and I still want a nap. Let's see if a good rant wakes me up.
I have a new bra on today which doesn't fit right (yes, I should have tried it on at the store, but it's the right size and so I didn't, and yes I know that sizes matter fuck-all depending on brands but mrh anyway) and it's cutting off my circulation and the underwire is digging into the soft sides of my chest. OUCH. And WHINE. Sarah and Jeff have been enduring my endless whining about this today, and haven't once told me to STFU already! for which I am grateful.
Jeff, who is very cute and obviously has no experience with bras or the body-parts they contain, asked if I couldn't just take it off. My response was that unless I wanted carpet-burn on my nipples, no. I hate having big breasts. They are a complete pain. Argh, etc. Haaaaaaaaaate. Haaaaaaaaate. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaate. Even with recent weight loss, they still stick out of my chest like the fucking Andes.
My shoulders are still sore from Amanda's class last night. And the straps from the bra digging into them is not helpful.
I'm too warm, but don't want to take off my long-sleeved tee-shirt because then I'll be cold. Maybe. And I just don't want to. Okay, that's stupid. *takes off shirt* That's better.
My pants, which are loose in the waist, are pulling in the wrong way. Unfortunately, I don't think I should take my pants off.
Also, my ass hurts. And my legs are restless.
I want to fling off all my clothes and go lie down. Perhaps I am pre-menstrual. Something is up. Because omfg whine whine WHINE!
I'm meeting Sarah at Greenlake after work and won't be able to run home at 6pm and rip this tortuous contraption off my chest immediately. I'm sure Sarah's looking forward to my fidgeting and hissing about this for the entire 5K. I can't wait to get home and get out of this. Gah. And then? I'm going to stomp on it and throw it away.
However, as asdklfjlasdfjals as I feel right now, at least I'm not as retarded as this woman. "Ma'am, I can't come and enforce your bacon cheeseburger!"
Also, has anyone heard/heard-of Tegan and Sara? Someone was raving about it as the best thing ever. That and Belle and Sebastian? Does anyone know/recommend these bands? Where have I been hearing about them?
Also Also - on 3rd Lucifer book and fucking loving it. It rules.
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Date: 2005-04-05 10:15 pm (UTC)Since you're wearing a sweater, this won't be visible. If you have a panty liner, you can staple it to both sides of the bra to make a "bra extender". You won't be able to fasten it, but you can put it on like a tank top or sports bra. Leave it loose so that it just barely covers you but keeps stuff in place. Better than nothing but it won't cut off your circulation.
Or if you have two adhesive panty liners (the thin kind), peel off the top layer and use the adhesive backing as bra cups. If the adhesive is pretty strong, though, you may not want to do this as they'll hurt to peel off. :)
I'm the MacGyver of purse contents. Hope it helps.
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Date: 2005-04-05 10:24 pm (UTC)Very practical and useful advice, though. I just went to the bathroom and yanked on it so it's stretched out a bit where I've ripped the fabric.
I can breathe again. God, how did women handle corsets?
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Date: 2005-04-05 11:04 pm (UTC)But yeah, it's funny. I've had to get creative with clothing before...so I've found some very useful things to do with paperclips and rubber bands and file folders.