more hilarity
Dec. 30th, 2003 11:21 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
verbicideFrom 12/16/03 Harper's Weekly, which I'm finally getting a chance to read:
"Canadian psychologists found that men are unable to think rationally when they see a beautiful woman."
and
"Canada's Air Transport Security Authority banned fruitcakes in carry-on luggage."
and
"Scientists were studying the bombardier beetle, which can fire liquid at its enemies from its rear end at up to 300 squirts per second, in the hope of building a better airplane engine."
and from 12-23-03:
(could I be more proud of our noble leader?)
"Nielsen Media Research said that a reality TV show featuring Internet sex star and hotel heiress Paris Hilton received better ratings than the Diane Sawyer interview with President Bush. In that interview, the president said that he saw no difference between his earlier claims that Saddam Hussein possessed weapons of mass destruction and the more recent emphasis on weapons programs. "So what's the difference? If he were to acquire weapons, he would be the danger," Bush said."
also the NRA is developing a tool to further aid humanity's crushing overpopulation problems:
"The National Rifle Association was $100 million in the hole, and an American gun manufacturer was promoting a new pistol that can shoot around corners."
"Canadian psychologists found that men are unable to think rationally when they see a beautiful woman."
and
"Canada's Air Transport Security Authority banned fruitcakes in carry-on luggage."
and
"Scientists were studying the bombardier beetle, which can fire liquid at its enemies from its rear end at up to 300 squirts per second, in the hope of building a better airplane engine."
and from 12-23-03:
(could I be more proud of our noble leader?)
"Nielsen Media Research said that a reality TV show featuring Internet sex star and hotel heiress Paris Hilton received better ratings than the Diane Sawyer interview with President Bush. In that interview, the president said that he saw no difference between his earlier claims that Saddam Hussein possessed weapons of mass destruction and the more recent emphasis on weapons programs. "So what's the difference? If he were to acquire weapons, he would be the danger," Bush said."
also the NRA is developing a tool to further aid humanity's crushing overpopulation problems:
"The National Rifle Association was $100 million in the hole, and an American gun manufacturer was promoting a new pistol that can shoot around corners."
