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[verbicide]

1. Full Name: Cat's good enough for here.
2. Nicknames: See above.
3. Birthday: November 16th, 1971.
4. Place of Birth: Karachi, Land of Pakis.
5. Zodiac Sign: Scorpio. Hiss.
6. Male or Female: Female.
7. Grade: Finished college many, many years ago. Finished my certificate program last June. Holy god that was a year ago?
8. School: B.S. in biology from Cal State Hayward; certif from UW.
9. Occupation: My business card tells me I'm a Technical Writer.
10. Residence: A flat that I love in NW Seattle. It's small but I get a lot of light and have a gorgeous view of Rainier.
11. Screen Name: cat, catterz.

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: Dark brown.
13. Hair Length: Almost to my bra-strap.
14. Eye color: Dark brown, almost black.
15. Best Feature: I like my hands.
16. Height: 5'4. Too damn short.
17. Braces: Four fucking years of my miserable teenage existence.
18. Glasses? Yup.
19. Piercings: My ears.
20. Tattoos: Nope.
21. Righty or Lefty: Right.

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Judy. Don't know how I managed that. Oh right. A mutual fear and distrust of the jungle-gym.
23. First Award: I can't remember. Hrm. Maybe I don't have one.
24. First Sport You Joined: Basketball. (Sarah--no, seriously. 8th grade. Just don't remember anything from it.)
25. First pet: A kitten that died a week after I had it (it was a sickly runt, poor thing). Then a Siamese-mix cat named Charlie who was my pride and joy for many, many, many years. RIP.
26. First Real Vacation: Europe. 1989. 6 glorious weeks.
27. First Concert: Billy Joel.
28. First Love: Adrian. 6th grade love of my life.

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: Um, no. Impossible question.
30. TV: Hrm. No. But I love the first two seasons of West Wing, first three seasons of Buffy. First season of Scrubs, Veronica Mars. Without a Trace. House. Survivor. Amazing Race. Gilmore Girls.
31. Colors: Indigo.
32. Rapper: Nein. And hiss.
33. Band: So many. Barenaked Ladies. Violent Femmes. Dido. And right now, Maroon 5. I can't resist them.
34. Song Right Now: Sick and Tired by Anastacia.
35. Friend: I'm really lucky. But I can't just pick one. My closest friends are Judy, Stacey, Amy, Sarah, Jeff (in order of appearance in my life).
36. Candy: Snickers, which I'm not allowed to eat.
37. Sport to Play: Swimming. Does that count?
38. Restaurant: Pair. Brad's Swingside. Matador. Cafe Bizarro. La Piñata is the best thing ever but it's far, far away.
39. Favorite brand to wear: None.
40. Store: They sell books? They have a cat? I'm there. Or even if they don't have a cat.
41. School Subject: Microbiology. English Lit.
42. Animal: Duh.
43. Book: I wouldn't know where to start. But Les Miserable has been read to pieces.
44. Magazine: Entertainment Weekly.
45. Shoes: My new red strappy Chacos.

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Sore and tired.
47. Single or Taken? Single.
48. Have a crush? Yes.
49. Eating: Turkey sandwich.
50. Drinking: Water.
51. Typing: Err, yeah.
52. Online?: At work, at home, on the street.
53. Listening To: Gilmore Girls episode.
54. Thinking About: Stace's visit tomorrow.
55. Wanting To: Smoke a cigarette.
56. Watching: See above.
57. Wearing: Orange Chairman Meow tee-shirt from Glarkware. Underwear.

___Future___

58. Want Kids? Yes.
59. Want to be Married? Yes.
61. Where do you want to live? N-NW Seattle. So that works out nicely, eh?
62. Car: I would really like that Audi TT coupe. Silver. Purrrr.

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex?___ (or you know, the Sex You Prefer to Have Sex With for all my lovely gay friends out there)

63. Hair color: Dark. But I'm not picky. It should suit the guy.
64. Hair length: Short.
65. Eye color: Dark blue, but I mean, I'm not picky.
66. Measurements: Proportional is nice.
67. Cute or Sexy: Cute is sexy.
68. Lips or Eyes: The. Fuck? Yes, I'd like him to have both, thanks.
69. Hugs or Kisses: Yes, please.
70. Short or Tall: Tall. I may be a midget, but I worship tall guys. I once dated a guy a solid foot taller--loved it.
71. Easygoing or serious: I like very serious guys, who are easy going.
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: I'll take being able to count on someone over either.
73. Fatty or Skinny: I don't really like skinny guys. Not a fan of the muscle-y look, either.
74. Sensitive or Loud: I think a loud person would freak me out. I'd prefer to be the spazzy one.
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship.
76. Sweet or Caring: Um, doesn't one follow the other?
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: I don't know what this means, but I don't want a trouble-maker. We're fucking grownups now, let's act like it.

___Have you ever?___

78. Kissed a Stranger: Yes.
79. Had Alcohol: Um, yes. One or two million times.
80. Smoked: Yup. Socially, but not really habitually.
81. Run Away From Home: Sorta. We called it "College" though.
82. Broken a bone: Nope.
83. Gotten an X-ray: Yes, to determine that it was just a sprain.
84. Had Your Hear Broken? Yup. Badly.
85. Broken Someone's Heart: No.
86. Broken Up With Someone: Yes. It's never fun, no matter how necessary.
87. Cried When Someone died: Erm, duh.
88. Cried At School: Probably.

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: Unknown.
90. Miracles: No.
91. Love At First sight: No.
92. Ghosts: No.
93. Aliens: Enh. I don't know.
94. Soul Mates: No.
95. Heaven: No.
96. Hell: Only in the sense that we make our own.
97. Angels: No.
98. Kissing on The first Date: Yes.
99. Horoscopes: No, but I'm weirdly Scorpio-like.

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is there someone you want but you know you can't have? Yes.