verbicide | waiting for godot

The players: Me. And the Evil Voice Inside My Head (EVimH)

Me: Shit. We're running late. We need to go to work.
EVimH: Don't wanna go.

M: We're going to be late!
E: So?

M: Being late is bad. We should be a responsible adult and not take advantage of the fact that our work is laid back.
E: *ignores*

M: We got everything ready. The swim bag is packed. Got shampoo and stuff so don't have to come back. Shoes are on. Let's GO.
E: Don't wanna.

M: FUCK.
E: YOU!

M: Brh.
E: Remember how nice yesterday was? When we went to work late? And we lounged around doing laundry and the dishes and played on LJ. Wasn't that fun?

M: Yes, but we were waiting for The Cable Guy
E: Why don't we wait for "The Cable Guy" today, too.

M: Grrr.
E: Sigh.

M: You know, this has gone on way too long to be funny. And now we just look like a dork.
E: Yeah, let's go. Blah.