the meme that ate nebraska
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leighdb.
* I miss somebody right now.
* I don't watch much TV these days. I don't seem to do anything but.
* I love olives. Only in a tapenade. Otherwise, Jeff gets them.
* I own lots of books.
* I wear glasses or contact lenses.
* I love to play video games. Especially when Sarah hooks up Zelda on SuperNintendo for me!
* I've tried marijuana.
* I've watched porn movies. Both funny and perplexing.
* I have been in a threesome.
* I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. No, but I've enjoyed rolling my eyes at one.
* I believe honesty is usually the best policy. I do. But I don't think it always is.
* I curse a whole fucking lot. Me? Never.
* I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
* I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* I'm TOTALLY smart. SMRT, no less.
* I've broken someone's bones.
* I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
* I hate the rain.
* I'm paranoid. Sometimes.
* I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I really hate the bags under my eyes. Oh, and the titanium-reinforced stomach fat.
* I need money right now. Not that I'd turn down millions, but for the first time ever, I'm doing okay.
* I love sushi. No. But Amy can explain how it's really sashimi that I don't like :p
* I talk really, really fast. I learned this about myself during my years as a network tech because every time I spoke to someone in the Midwest they would have no idea what I was saying and beg me to slow down.
* I have fresh breath in the morning.
* I have long hair.
* I have lost money in Las Vegas. A quarter that someone forced me to put into a slot machine, but otherwise gambling is not for me.
* I have at least one sibling. Two, even.
* I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
* I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. I think Lee Press-on Nails. Once.
* I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. I have for the past two years. But that's going to change soon.
* I like the way that I look.
* I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
* I know how to cornrow.
* I am usually pessimistic.
* I have a lot of mood swings. Not as many as you'd think. I'm mostly cheerful with short bursts of exasperation and/or anxiety.
* I think prostitution should be legalized. No. Fucking. Shit. At least start with fucking decriminalizing it, or treat the 'johns' with equal indignity.
* I think Britney Spears is pretty.
* I slept with a roommate.
* I have a hidden talent. Most of my talents are obvious.
* I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. I can be mellow! I can! Honest!!!
* I have a lot of friends. I'm extremely lucky.
* I am currently single.
* I have pecked someone of the same sex.
* I enjoy talking on the phone. And with a small handful of girlfriends, I can do this for 5-8 hours on occasion. Thank you cellular free-weekend minutes.
* I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. Used to, in my telecommuting days.
* I love to shop. I love to buy, would be more accurate. I hate shopping and I hate having to figure out what the best deal is, the best price, the best product. Ugh.
* I enjoy window shopping. Bah. My consumer whorism leans towards sealing the deal, not watching.
* I would rather shop than eat. Erm, no.
* I would classify myself as ghetto.
* I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders. Vomit.
* I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
* I don't hate anyone. I dislike them. Yup. I'm not proud of it, but I do think some people have worked hard to earn it.
* I'm a pretty good dancer. I have no idea. I have a blast and no one looks at me funny, so that works.
* I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
* I have a cell phone.
* I believe in a god.
* I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
* I've rejected someone before.
* I currently like someone.
* I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
* I want to have children in the future.
* I have changed a diaper before.
* I've called the cops on a friend before.
* I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
* I'm not allergic to anything. Not that I know of.
* I have a lot to learn.
* I am shy around the opposite sex. Nope. Unless someone's interested in me. Then I dive right into complete panic.
* I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. Not that I ever remember to set that away message, earning the ire of my friends.
* I have at least 5 away messages saved.
* I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
* I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. Yes, but it was an accidental seduction.
* I own the "South Park" movie.
* I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
* When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
* I enjoy some country music. A very few select and classy songs, such as "Whiskey-bent and Hell-bound"
* I would die for my best friends. I think so. But it's obviously never been tested.
* I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
* I watch soap operas whenever I can.
* I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
* I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
* I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
* I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story".
* Halloween is awesome.
* I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
* I have dated a close friend's ex.
* I like surveys/memes. Duh.
* I am happy at this moment.
* I'm obsessed with guys.
* Democrat. Sure. But I'd like them to clean up their act.
* Conservative Republican.
* I am punk rockish.
* I am preppy.
* I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
* I study for tests most of the time.
* I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
* I can work on a car. And it would even work after. Better even!
* I love my job.
* I am comfortable with who I am right now. And sometimes I think I never will be. I'm on the dark side of driven, unfortunately.
* I have more than just my ears pierced.
* I walk barefoot wherever I can.
* I have jumped off a bridge.
* I love sea turtles.
* I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
* I believe in prophetic dreams.
* I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
* I am proficient on a musical instrument.
* I worked at McDonald’s restaurant.
* I hate office jobs.
* I love sci-fi movies.
* I think water rules.
* I went to college out of state. For post-bac certification stuff.
* I am adopted.
* I like sausage.
* I am a pyro.
* I love the Red Sox.
* I have thrown up from crying too much.
* I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
* I love kisses when they’re done well. Well, no shit. Who likes bad kisses?
* I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time. Not every time. Ken was, in retrospect, really great.
* I adore bright colors. I'm just this side of goth most days.
* I love Dear Abby.
* I can't live without black eyeliner.
* I think school is awesome. All except for the exams and homework.
* I think pigtails serve a purpose.
* I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
* I usually like covers better than originals.
* I don't like multi-textured ice cream.
* I think John Cusack is adorable.
* I fucking hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
* I watch Food Network way too much. Not so much lately, but I do love it.
* I love coaching youth sports.
* I can pick up things with my toes.
* I can't whistle.
* I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes’ slither.
* I have ridden/owned a horse.
* I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.
* I can't stick to a diet. Not lately.
* I talk in my sleep. And bite, too.
* I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
* I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. Things I can't do anything about, at least.
* Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
* I have jazz in my blood.
* I would not be friends if they weren't family. Sadly, probably not. Not with most of them. But since they are family, I love them nonetheless
* I wear a toe ring.
* I have tattoos.
* I love vaginas.
* I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. She of the Chinese Idiot Torture™ (fromlietya)
* I am a caffeine junkie. I am its total and complete bitch.
* I know who Santos L. Halper is.
* I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed. I did when I was a wee lassie.
* I love wrestling.
* I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
* If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
* I cosplayed or know what cosplaying is.
* I have been to over 15 conventions.
* I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
* I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
* I'm an artist.
* I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made.
* I am ambidextrous.
* I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
* My computer has a name.
* If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
* I have terrible teeth.
* I hate my toes.
* I did this Meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
* I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
* I have lived in either three different states or countries.
* I am extremely flexible.
* I love hugs more than kisses.
* I want to own my own business.
* I smoke or have tried cigarettes.
* I have met a star from ABC's LOST. From a distance, at a convention panel.
* I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
* Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
* Sad movies, games, fics and the like can cause a trickle of tear every now and then. I am the biggest and most unapologetic sap ever.
* I am proficient in the use of many types firearms and combat weapons.
* I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
* I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. I wish it didn't bother me, but it does. The caveat is that I respect their opinion.
* I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
* I have played tennis with my non dominant hand before.
* I have played strip poker with someone else before.
* I read the labels on food, shampoo, and other things just because.
* I have or have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
* I believe in ghosts and the paranormal, I just don’t make it easy for them to convince me.
* I can't stand being alone.
* I have at least one obsession at any given time.
* I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. Okay, I was tempted to lie, but I've done this at least once. And so have a number of my good friends.
* I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
* I know what THAC0 means.
* I have a signed Tom Servo head.
* I would rather sit in the same spot doing nothing than do homework. When faced with the drudgery that is Organic Chemistry, yes. Seething. Hatred.
* I love eating regular flavored Crest toothpaste.
* I've never been in love
* I like angry boys too much for my own good.
* I have made one or more fan characters for almost every fandom I've ever had.
* I organize to the extent of being OCD, but my living space is generally a mess.
* I have, at times in the past, mocked someone else for liking something I thought was stupid, only to become obsessed with it myself.
* I have bad taste in music.
* I like tuna salad on saltine crackers instead of bread.
* I think people that say that "these are the best days of your life!" to school kids should be taken out and beaten. Repeatedly. Especially if they actually believe it.
* I own many many books I have never read, and probably never will because no matter how broke I am, I still manage to acquire books almost as fast as I can read them.
* I procrastinate on big projects because I know once I start one, I'll have to make it perfect.
And my addition:
* I have watched a movie repeatedly enough to have the entire script memorized.
leighdb.* I miss somebody right now.
* I don't watch much TV these days. I don't seem to do anything but.
* I love olives. Only in a tapenade. Otherwise, Jeff gets them.
* I own lots of books.
* I wear glasses or contact lenses.
* I love to play video games. Especially when Sarah hooks up Zelda on SuperNintendo for me!
* I've tried marijuana.
* I've watched porn movies. Both funny and perplexing.
* I have been in a threesome.
* I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. No, but I've enjoyed rolling my eyes at one.
* I believe honesty is usually the best policy. I do. But I don't think it always is.
* I curse a whole fucking lot. Me? Never.
* I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
* I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* I'm TOTALLY smart. SMRT, no less.
* I've broken someone's bones.
* I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
* I hate the rain.
* I'm paranoid. Sometimes.
* I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I really hate the bags under my eyes. Oh, and the titanium-reinforced stomach fat.
* I need money right now. Not that I'd turn down millions, but for the first time ever, I'm doing okay.
* I love sushi. No. But Amy can explain how it's really sashimi that I don't like :p
* I talk really, really fast. I learned this about myself during my years as a network tech because every time I spoke to someone in the Midwest they would have no idea what I was saying and beg me to slow down.
* I have fresh breath in the morning.
* I have long hair.
* I have lost money in Las Vegas. A quarter that someone forced me to put into a slot machine, but otherwise gambling is not for me.
* I have at least one sibling. Two, even.
* I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
* I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. I think Lee Press-on Nails. Once.
* I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. I have for the past two years. But that's going to change soon.
* I like the way that I look.
* I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
* I know how to cornrow.
* I am usually pessimistic.
* I have a lot of mood swings. Not as many as you'd think. I'm mostly cheerful with short bursts of exasperation and/or anxiety.
* I think prostitution should be legalized. No. Fucking. Shit. At least start with fucking decriminalizing it, or treat the 'johns' with equal indignity.
* I think Britney Spears is pretty.
* I slept with a roommate.
* I have a hidden talent. Most of my talents are obvious.
* I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. I can be mellow! I can! Honest!!!
* I have a lot of friends. I'm extremely lucky.
* I am currently single.
* I have pecked someone of the same sex.
* I enjoy talking on the phone. And with a small handful of girlfriends, I can do this for 5-8 hours on occasion. Thank you cellular free-weekend minutes.
* I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. Used to, in my telecommuting days.
* I love to shop. I love to buy, would be more accurate. I hate shopping and I hate having to figure out what the best deal is, the best price, the best product. Ugh.
* I enjoy window shopping. Bah. My consumer whorism leans towards sealing the deal, not watching.
* I would rather shop than eat. Erm, no.
* I would classify myself as ghetto.
* I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders. Vomit.
* I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
* I don't hate anyone. I dislike them. Yup. I'm not proud of it, but I do think some people have worked hard to earn it.
* I'm a pretty good dancer. I have no idea. I have a blast and no one looks at me funny, so that works.
* I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
* I have a cell phone.
* I believe in a god.
* I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
* I've rejected someone before.
* I currently like someone.
* I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
* I want to have children in the future.
* I have changed a diaper before.
* I've called the cops on a friend before.
* I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
* I'm not allergic to anything. Not that I know of.
* I have a lot to learn.
* I am shy around the opposite sex. Nope. Unless someone's interested in me. Then I dive right into complete panic.
* I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. Not that I ever remember to set that away message, earning the ire of my friends.
* I have at least 5 away messages saved.
* I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
* I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. Yes, but it was an accidental seduction.
* I own the "South Park" movie.
* I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
* When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
* I enjoy some country music. A very few select and classy songs, such as "Whiskey-bent and Hell-bound"
* I would die for my best friends. I think so. But it's obviously never been tested.
* I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
* I watch soap operas whenever I can.
* I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
* I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
* I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
* I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story".
* Halloween is awesome.
* I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
* I have dated a close friend's ex.
* I like surveys/memes. Duh.
* I am happy at this moment.
* I'm obsessed with guys.
* Democrat. Sure. But I'd like them to clean up their act.
* Conservative Republican.
* I am punk rockish.
* I am preppy.
* I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
* I study for tests most of the time.
* I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
* I can work on a car. And it would even work after. Better even!
* I love my job.
* I am comfortable with who I am right now. And sometimes I think I never will be. I'm on the dark side of driven, unfortunately.
* I have more than just my ears pierced.
* I walk barefoot wherever I can.
* I have jumped off a bridge.
* I love sea turtles.
* I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
* I believe in prophetic dreams.
* I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
* I am proficient on a musical instrument.
* I worked at McDonald’s restaurant.
* I hate office jobs.
* I love sci-fi movies.
* I think water rules.
* I went to college out of state. For post-bac certification stuff.
* I am adopted.
* I like sausage.
* I am a pyro.
* I love the Red Sox.
* I have thrown up from crying too much.
* I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
* I love kisses when they’re done well. Well, no shit. Who likes bad kisses?
* I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time. Not every time. Ken was, in retrospect, really great.
* I adore bright colors. I'm just this side of goth most days.
* I love Dear Abby.
* I can't live without black eyeliner.
* I think school is awesome. All except for the exams and homework.
* I think pigtails serve a purpose.
* I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
* I usually like covers better than originals.
* I don't like multi-textured ice cream.
* I think John Cusack is adorable.
* I fucking hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
* I watch Food Network way too much. Not so much lately, but I do love it.
* I love coaching youth sports.
* I can pick up things with my toes.
* I can't whistle.
* I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes’ slither.
* I have ridden/owned a horse.
* I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.
* I can't stick to a diet. Not lately.
* I talk in my sleep. And bite, too.
* I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
* I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. Things I can't do anything about, at least.
* Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
* I have jazz in my blood.
* I would not be friends if they weren't family. Sadly, probably not. Not with most of them. But since they are family, I love them nonetheless
* I wear a toe ring.
* I have tattoos.
* I love vaginas.
* I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. She of the Chinese Idiot Torture™ (from
lietya)* I am a caffeine junkie. I am its total and complete bitch.
* I know who Santos L. Halper is.
* I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed. I did when I was a wee lassie.
* I love wrestling.
* I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
* If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
* I cosplayed or know what cosplaying is.
* I have been to over 15 conventions.
* I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
* I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
* I'm an artist.
* I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made.
* I am ambidextrous.
* I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
* My computer has a name.
* If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
* I have terrible teeth.
* I hate my toes.
* I did this Meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
* I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
* I have lived in either three different states or countries.
* I am extremely flexible.
* I love hugs more than kisses.
* I want to own my own business.
* I smoke or have tried cigarettes.
* I have met a star from ABC's LOST. From a distance, at a convention panel.
* I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
* Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
* Sad movies, games, fics and the like can cause a trickle of tear every now and then. I am the biggest and most unapologetic sap ever.
* I am proficient in the use of many types firearms and combat weapons.
* I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
* I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. I wish it didn't bother me, but it does. The caveat is that I respect their opinion.
* I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
* I have played tennis with my non dominant hand before.
* I have played strip poker with someone else before.
* I read the labels on food, shampoo, and other things just because.
* I have or have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
* I believe in ghosts and the paranormal, I just don’t make it easy for them to convince me.
* I can't stand being alone.
* I have at least one obsession at any given time.
* I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. Okay, I was tempted to lie, but I've done this at least once. And so have a number of my good friends.
* I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
* I know what THAC0 means.
* I have a signed Tom Servo head.
* I would rather sit in the same spot doing nothing than do homework. When faced with the drudgery that is Organic Chemistry, yes. Seething. Hatred.
* I love eating regular flavored Crest toothpaste.
* I've never been in love
* I like angry boys too much for my own good.
* I have made one or more fan characters for almost every fandom I've ever had.
* I organize to the extent of being OCD, but my living space is generally a mess.
* I have, at times in the past, mocked someone else for liking something I thought was stupid, only to become obsessed with it myself.
* I have bad taste in music.
* I like tuna salad on saltine crackers instead of bread.
* I think people that say that "these are the best days of your life!" to school kids should be taken out and beaten. Repeatedly. Especially if they actually believe it.
* I own many many books I have never read, and probably never will because no matter how broke I am, I still manage to acquire books almost as fast as I can read them.
* I procrastinate on big projects because I know once I start one, I'll have to make it perfect.
And my addition:
* I have watched a movie repeatedly enough to have the entire script memorized.
