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[verbicide]

1. EVER BEEN GIVEN A RING?
Yep. I was engaged once for fifteen minutes.

2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
Four years.

3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED:
Sarah got me a bottle of Volvic water.

4. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU DROPPED YOUR CELL?
Approximately 9 million.

5. WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU SAID?
Fuck!

6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
Amazon.com

7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
Sticky rice.

8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Smile. Or really, hair. I hate long hair.

9. ONE FAVORITE SONG:
Tonight by Moist

11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED?
It was in California.

12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER?
T-Mobile.

13. FAVORITE MALL STORE:
Hrm. Barnes & Noble.

14. LONGEST JOB HELD:
Director of a Tech Dept.

15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
Somewhere, I think. Actually, I think I lost one half of the pair.

16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?
Um. No. But on the rare times I'm drunk, I want to drunk call Jeff.

17. LAST WEDDING ATTENDED?
My cousin's.

18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY?
Jeff.

19. LAST TIME YOU ATTENDED CHURCH:
The 12th of Never.

20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
McD's. Sue me.

21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE HEARD?
Well that's a depressing question.

23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
Matador!

24. CAN YOU COOK?
My cat thinks so.

25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?
Silver VW Jetta

26. BEST KISSER?
My first boyfriend.

27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
About a week ago.

29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
Um. I can multi-task.

30. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE RIGHT NOW:
Yup.

32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?
18 hours, I think.

33. FAVORITE MOVIE?
NO. Too many.

34. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
Constant Gardner.

35. THING YOU NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT?
My keys.

36. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT?
So far? Mykonos, Greece.

37. DO YOU LIKE CHINESE FOOD?
Yes.

38. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?
Jon Stewart.

39. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES ON?
Depends.

40. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?
My cat.

41. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?
No. Well, not for me.

42. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
Handful.

43 DO YOU SMOKE?
Not now.

44 DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?
Sometimes.

45 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Over easy.

46 DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?
No, but it's entertaining sometimes.

47 LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Jeanne.

48 LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?
My aunt.

49 WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?
A drunk txt from Sarah.

50 WHAT ARE YOU HEARING RIGHT NOW?
Istanbul, Not Constantinople - TMBG.

51 PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC
I think I'm paranoid, and complicated.

52 TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF?
I live in terror that I'm going to drop my car keys down an elevator shaft.

53 EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?
Yes. A Tiki party.

54 WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
Fall.

55 LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
Can't remember.

56 NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?
Abby. Best German Shepard ever.

57. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?
Cool when they're Johnny Depp. Well, we're not counting sequels here.

58. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?
Portland. And sleeping.

59. WHAT IS THE THIRD LETTER OF YOUR NAME?
E.

60. HOW OLD ARE YOUR PET(S)?
16.

61. ARE YOU SMILING?
No.

62. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?
Sam.

63. IF YOU COULD HAVE 1 THING RIGHT NOW, IT'D BE?
My car 100% repaired.

64. IF YOU COULD SAY ANYTHING, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Since I can say anything, I don't think this last question really matters.