i'm just a girl
Jul. 30th, 2007 09:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
verbicideJeff would look amused and assert that I am the shriekiest, girliest thing on feet. But not so much with the things on this list.
1. Piles of magazines everywhere, comprised of tons of pretentious ones that are clearly untouched and then severely thumbed-through Vogues and Luckys.
Nope! Just one dying scrip for EW that only Sarah reads.
2. Overflowing shoe rack and nothing in the fridge.
Quite the reverse!
3. Scented candles.
Noooooo. Well, one.Which was a lovely xmas gift and is pretty and unusual.
4. Slovenly heaps of little-used makeups in the bathroom.
Two lipsticks I rarely wear and a puffy brush.
5. Stuffed animals in the bed.
Just Hobbes. Okay, and my teddy bear Michael, given to me at age 16 by Judy.
6. Cat hair on the furniture.
Oh, yeah.
7. Cat smell.
Nope. Thank you, Feline Pine!
8. Cabinets full of mugs featuring the likeness of lady who looks like those hypertrophically-limbed Daily Candy illustrations, bearing the legend "I Love Shopping" or whatnot.
Dude, I have taste. So, no. Also, I hate mugs.
9. Anything pink.
Not so anyone'd notice, I don't think. Some of the guest towels.
10. Ornamental pillows.
Not ornamental or bead-y or anything, but fluffy down ones covered in silk.
11. Unedited bookshelves, esp. if they include He's Just Not That Into You or anything along those lines.
To quote lietya: What on Earth is an "unedited bookshelf"? But, no, I don't have swill like that book on my shelves.
12. Nair.
No, gross.
13. Lite cottage cheese in the fridge.
See above.
14. Anything lite or diet around. Cases of Diet Coke. Weight Watchers 'Just 2 Points' bars.
I have diet pepsi and crystal lite. Reduced fat crackerses. Big frigging deal.
15. Inspirational or thinspirational things on the fridge.
Barf, no.
16. Framed posters.
Hrm. I have framed art...
17. Handbag tree.
Nooooo.
18. A copy of "Bridget Jones' Diary", either the book or the movie.
I will cop to this guilty pleasure, as I have and love both.
19. A really cool shower curtain.
Well, I like it. It's simple and elegant.
20. A "goody drawer".
Not really.
21. Smelly bath salts, fizzes, or bubble bath gel.
I'm all out at the moment, actually. Oh wait, maybe there's some Mr. Bubble left.
22. Some product from a home selling party (Tupperware, Cookie Lee, Party Lite, Naughty Lady).
Nope.
23. Soft fuzzy socks, possibly with an image of an animal sewed on.
Like, a pair.
1. Piles of magazines everywhere, comprised of tons of pretentious ones that are clearly untouched and then severely thumbed-through Vogues and Luckys.
Nope! Just one dying scrip for EW that only Sarah reads.
2. Overflowing shoe rack and nothing in the fridge.
Quite the reverse!
3. Scented candles.
Noooooo. Well, one.Which was a lovely xmas gift and is pretty and unusual.
4. Slovenly heaps of little-used makeups in the bathroom.
Two lipsticks I rarely wear and a puffy brush.
5. Stuffed animals in the bed.
Just Hobbes. Okay, and my teddy bear Michael, given to me at age 16 by Judy.
6. Cat hair on the furniture.
Oh, yeah.
7. Cat smell.
Nope. Thank you, Feline Pine!
8. Cabinets full of mugs featuring the likeness of lady who looks like those hypertrophically-limbed Daily Candy illustrations, bearing the legend "I Love Shopping" or whatnot.
Dude, I have taste. So, no. Also, I hate mugs.
9. Anything pink.
Not so anyone'd notice, I don't think. Some of the guest towels.
10. Ornamental pillows.
Not ornamental or bead-y or anything, but fluffy down ones covered in silk.
11. Unedited bookshelves, esp. if they include He's Just Not That Into You or anything along those lines.
To quote lietya: What on Earth is an "unedited bookshelf"? But, no, I don't have swill like that book on my shelves.
12. Nair.
No, gross.
13. Lite cottage cheese in the fridge.
See above.
14. Anything lite or diet around. Cases of Diet Coke. Weight Watchers 'Just 2 Points' bars.
I have diet pepsi and crystal lite. Reduced fat crackerses. Big frigging deal.
15. Inspirational or thinspirational things on the fridge.
Barf, no.
16. Framed posters.
Hrm. I have framed art...
17. Handbag tree.
Nooooo.
18. A copy of "Bridget Jones' Diary", either the book or the movie.
I will cop to this guilty pleasure, as I have and love both.
19. A really cool shower curtain.
Well, I like it. It's simple and elegant.
20. A "goody drawer".
Not really.
21. Smelly bath salts, fizzes, or bubble bath gel.
I'm all out at the moment, actually. Oh wait, maybe there's some Mr. Bubble left.
22. Some product from a home selling party (Tupperware, Cookie Lee, Party Lite, Naughty Lady).
Nope.
23. Soft fuzzy socks, possibly with an image of an animal sewed on.
Like, a pair.
