sarah is funnnnny
Jan. 29th, 2008 11:27 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
verbicideJust two Sarah-things that cracked me up and I wanted to record them for posterity. (And so that Matt and Emily and Ida could be amused.)
So, Sunday night. Sarah and her beyond-glorious mom came over for dinner. The topic came round again to how some people in the Midwest refer to green bell peppers as mangoes. (Incomprehensibly, they refer to the fruit as fruit-mangoes.)
This drives Sarah as completely insane as it does me.
Sarah: *plucking at shirt* I am going to call this pants.
Me: And they call the fruit... fruit-mangoes.
Sarah. Ah. *plucks at pants* These are my leg-pants.
Half the hilarity is her delivery and her facial expressions. Her mom and I about died.
And today, on Days of Our MSN
Me: do you want to try to do a quilting thing
Me: i mean, sep projects
Me: but we both harmoniously quilt together like we're in an episode of Little Women or something?
Me: i could buy us bonnets and shit
Sarah: i absolutely do, but only if i get an apron to wear as well. preferably with ruffles around the edges.
Me: I think a pale green gingham would be fetching with your eyes
Sarah: wicked. so i'll get on the apron purchasing, and then we can have quilting circle. except not a circle, more like a straight line, as we only have two people.
Sarah, you're brilliant and I love you.
So, Sunday night. Sarah and her beyond-glorious mom came over for dinner. The topic came round again to how some people in the Midwest refer to green bell peppers as mangoes. (Incomprehensibly, they refer to the fruit as fruit-mangoes.)
This drives Sarah as completely insane as it does me.
Sarah: *plucking at shirt* I am going to call this pants.
Me: And they call the fruit... fruit-mangoes.
Sarah. Ah. *plucks at pants* These are my leg-pants.
Half the hilarity is her delivery and her facial expressions. Her mom and I about died.
And today, on Days of Our MSN
Me: do you want to try to do a quilting thing
Me: i mean, sep projects
Me: but we both harmoniously quilt together like we're in an episode of Little Women or something?
Me: i could buy us bonnets and shit
Sarah: i absolutely do, but only if i get an apron to wear as well. preferably with ruffles around the edges.
Me: I think a pale green gingham would be fetching with your eyes
Sarah: wicked. so i'll get on the apron purchasing, and then we can have quilting circle. except not a circle, more like a straight line, as we only have two people.
Sarah, you're brilliant and I love you.
