bird masturbation

[verbicide]

You know. I figured that this topic was going to be a once in a life time deal for me. I never really think about birds. But I'm beginning to think of them in this whole new way. Who knew they were sex crazed little maniacs.

Anyhow, Dan Savage's column this week has a surreal twist on it.

Also, I've overcome my mental problems and assembled and consumed a simple salad.

And um still can't seem to stop posting.