blargh

[verbicide]

Am in that particular purgatory of writing bright, informative, and interesting cover letters.

I think there should be a worldwide quorum to banish cover letters to the 5th level of hell. Just let me submit my fucking resume which I spent ninety-seven hours polishing and honing. Bastards.

What I'd like to write:

All you really want to know is that I'll learn quickly, work hard and resist stealing. I WILL. Ask the references you made me give you. Don't make me blather on about myself additionally in a random letter. Just fucking interview me and I'll charm the pants off ya. In fact, just fucking hire me, ok? You won't regret it.

I suppose that's unacceptable?

Comments

[devinshire.livejournal.com]

I agree. Cover letters are the devil, but I am wishing you so much luck, you won't even NEED a cover letter!!!

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Dev! I know you're in my corner :D