gibbering fuckwittage

[verbicide]

You know, if you call to sell me a service, and I say, "Is this a service-sales call" and you say NO, and you're lying to me and proceed to try to sell me a service, I'm going to be very bitchy and hang up on you. Be sure to argue with me first and sound pissy, because that really makes me friendly.

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[devinshire.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Because if you lie to me, I'll really want to open up my wallet and boost your commission. Riiiight.

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm sayin!!