may i kiss you?

[verbicide]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

This made my fucking day. Yes, it's not breaking news, but it's news to ME, so that's all that matters. Man, I love New York.

I seriously want to go to one:

1. I'm an excellent cuddler. I can provide references.
2. Socially accepted moooo-ing? I'm so there!
3. I want to run around asking people if I may kiss them! (I think I'm going to have to do this to some hapless victim now)
4. As a telecommuter, I have more PJs than other clothes.
5. WWJC?
6. "I have a problem showing emotion," (bwahahaha!)
7. Only for the emotionally sound? Hah! Hahahahahahahhahaha!!

So. *leer* May I kiss you? *puckers up*



This is why Sarah is my best friend. She nurtures and supports my insanity and keeps pace right alongside my mania.

[19:32] sarah: *snerk*
[19:32] sarah: they moo
[19:32] sarah: like cows
[19:32] sarah: mmmmmmmmoooooo
[19:32] cat: *moooos at hobbes*
[19:33] cat: omfg i want to go to one!!
[19:33] cat: i think i'd die laughing and get kicked out though
[19:33] cat: also i would run amok asking people if i could kiss them
[19:33] sarah: you know, i'm very supportive of your whims. but i am not going with you. :b
[19:33] cat: dammit!
[19:33] sarah: NO!
[19:33] cat: it'd be SO MUCH FUN
[19:33] sarah: moooooooo
[19:33] cat: you know you want to *grin*
[19:35] sarah: i love the last line
[19:35] sarah: love it
[19:35] sarah: it is genius
[19:35] cat: omfg
[19:35] cat: that's beautiful
[19:42] sarah: hokay. so.
[19:42] cat: MAY I KISS YOU?
[19:42] sarah: *DIES*
[19:42] cat: *dies*
[19:43] cat: i have to go find some stranger to say that to and frighten
[19:44] sarah: oh god cat
[19:45] cat: heeee
[19:45] sarah: and when you do this, you must share *nod*
[19:45] cat: *nodnodnod*
[19:45] cat: *tempted to run outside apartment building NOW*
[19:46] sarah: hm. no, wait till there's someone with videotape
[19:46] cat: LOL
[19:46] sarah: i want to see the startlement
[19:46] cat: *glee*
[19:51] sarah: you could just get down on all fours and moo at them
[19:56] cat: oh
[19:56] cat: i shall
[19:56] cat: *solemn nod*
[19:56] cat: i shall

Comments

[neojima.livejournal.com]

I have a sneaking suspicion that I caused this.

(times adjusted to your TZ)
10:14 <jima> wtf. is this still news? http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Northeast/08/09/cuddling.parties.2.reut/index.html (was it ever?)
10:15 * jima recalls reading that months ago.

OTOH, I know Sarah reads CNN a lot, so who knows.

[brabble.livejournal.com]

Cat got it from me, but I actually got it from another friend, tonight.. had actual work to do when you posted it and didn't get to look.

*moos at jima*

I don't get the mooing. Is it like a nonsexual mating call, since there's no sexual behavior allowed (though sexual arousal does sometimes occur)?

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Is it like a nonsexual mating call

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

This is the funniest thing I've ever heard in my entire fucking life. I fell off my chair into a fetal position, hysterical for 15 minutes.

I don't know why it's so fucking hilarious, but IT IS! *sputter*

*diesdiesdies*

And as we were discussing: This did not spring into being. Someone had to think it up and implement it. Someone thought this was a good idea. Someone said, "Hey, we should get down on all fours and MOO" and there are people DOING this, without collapsing into a mirthful stupor.

How? Why?

I must go to one. MUST! MUST! MUST!!

[neojima.livejournal.com]

I don't get the mooing.

I, for one, moo all the time. Frequently at cows as I drive past, but that's not required.

[brabble.livejournal.com]

Do you rub shoulders with them, and then fall over?

[neojima.livejournal.com]

Do you rub shoulders with them, and then fall over?

Good god, no. I'd never get any work done. (Note to everyone else: I live in farm country. I generally see cows daily.)

[brabble.livejournal.com]

*nod*

Fair enough. But the State Fair is coming up; perhaps we can rub shoulders with them there.

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Jima - of course you moo all the time. But dear god. Not in a circle with other people who are also moooing while you rub shoulders and then cow-tip yourself to be cuddled. There's an important difference *grin*

Sarah - *cackle* mooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

May I kiss you?

[neojima.livejournal.com]

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Moo.

May I kiss you?

You might want to take that one up with phemale. She's a bit possessive.

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Dammit. There's always a catch.

[devinshire.livejournal.com]

I am really feeling the need to let out a loud "MOOOOOOO" right now.

Must've been the ice cream I ate at my parents house tonight.

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha! I just ate a SKINNY COW ice cream sandwich, too.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(May I kiss you?)

[devinshire.livejournal.com]

I guess I have no choice but to say "no".

Don't feel bad - I'm just practicing. :)

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Dammit! You're utterly kissable, too. At least we can rub shoulders and cuddle.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[devinshire.livejournal.com]

Okay, but the second your hand creeps up my PJ's, I yell "rat"!

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Devin! They have CHIMES to protect you against unwanted sexual advances.

But *pout* all the same.

[paris-of-priam.livejournal.com]

"Who gave you the responsability to...go around kissing people...all over the world?"

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Hee! Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!