If sexual orientation is actually sexual preference (i.e., a choice) then everybody is bisexual. Including Rick Santorum. He just chose to be straight, whereas I chose to be a dirty deviant because I, clearly, am suffering from an unfortunate "imbalance" of some sort and just really, really wanted to be a part of a legally discriminated against minority. I wanted to wonder, every time I made a new friend, whether they would instantly begin avoiding me when they found out how "cursed" I am, and what a danger I am to their "family, children, and the core of society." Yes, I chose this for myself.
Hey. Don't feel too bad. You choose to be a sick freak. But I choose to count you as my best friend. What on earth is wrong with me, befriending someone such as yourself?
Sarcasm aside. Yes. Fuck you, Mr. Bush.
And a big hug to you, just because it drives me insane to think there are people out there who say that who you are is not okay. Fuck them--every last homophobic one of them.
Yeah, and I found you such a vile threat to my life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness that I friggin' forgot you were gay. Or something.
All the more reason for me to vote for someone else. Not that there was much danger (for me) to begin with, but perhaps it'll sway some people still on the fence. (One can only hope.)
It is hilarious. But I have to admit: if you don't know John, and just met him in passing, when he was in a "I'm really serious" mood, he's kinda scary. Then you get to know him and find out he can be a total goofball.
1. Kuhner excited = very ewwww. 2. FUCK. Looks like SiP's delayed until the 9th. *WHINE* We can get it when you're out here and hyperventilate in person. 3. Fuckfuck. Yes, I will do that. Thank you for um reminding me to remind you. 4. WRT above: YOU'RE COMING HERE SOOOOOOOOON! *squeal*
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Date: 2004-09-03 03:10 am (UTC)If sexual orientation is actually sexual preference (i.e., a choice) then everybody is bisexual. Including Rick Santorum. He just chose to be straight, whereas I chose to be a dirty deviant because I, clearly, am suffering from an unfortunate "imbalance" of some sort and just really, really wanted to be a part of a legally discriminated against minority. I wanted to wonder, every time I made a new friend, whether they would instantly begin avoiding me when they found out how "cursed" I am, and what a danger I am to their "family, children, and the core of society." Yes, I chose this for myself.
Fuck you, Mr. Bush.
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Date: 2004-09-03 03:33 am (UTC)Sarcasm aside. Yes. Fuck you, Mr. Bush.
And a big hug to you, just because it drives me insane to think there are people out there who say that who you are is not okay. Fuck them--every last homophobic one of them.
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Date: 2004-09-03 04:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-03 12:37 pm (UTC)All the more reason for me to vote for someone else. Not that there was much danger (for me) to begin with, but perhaps it'll sway some people still on the fence. (One can only hope.)
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Date: 2004-09-03 01:43 pm (UTC)And Minnesota is a swing state this year. Eeek. I will definitely be submitting an absentee ballot.
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Date: 2004-09-03 01:48 pm (UTC)Good god, I hope not. If he shows, try to stick around John. I suspect he's still terrified of him. :-D
Vote early, vote often. No, wait, that was the republican slogan from 2000, wasn't it?
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Date: 2004-09-03 01:51 pm (UTC)I still find this hysterically funny. He brought it up freaking 5 years after the fact. I had totally forgotten he'd even met him.
Vote early, vote often. No, wait, that was the republican slogan from 2000, wasn't it?
Hee.
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Date: 2004-09-03 01:55 pm (UTC)It is hilarious. But I have to admit: if you don't know John, and just met him in passing, when he was in a "I'm really serious" mood, he's kinda scary. Then you get to know him and find out he can be a total goofball.
*admires shelves*
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Date: 2004-09-03 02:02 pm (UTC)Heh, yes, case in point. He was very excited, and took two trips to Ikea :)
Yay shelves.
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Date: 2004-09-03 04:19 pm (UTC)"I. Have. Seen. It."
It's this strange juxtaposition of fear and very genuine fondness. Cause he is one incredibly freaking nice guy.
Dare I say: Minnesotan nice? :)
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Date: 2004-09-03 04:16 pm (UTC)God that was funny. My favorite Kuhner memory outside of the CD Dicksize War.
*shakes head* What a total pudding head.
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Date: 2004-09-03 04:18 pm (UTC)My favorite Kuhner memory involves Matthew and a bogus ICQ screen name.
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Date: 2004-09-03 04:21 pm (UTC)Mine involves him and the Renaissance Festival stocks. There are pictures.
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Date: 2004-09-03 04:22 pm (UTC)No shit. I mean he's already all "Oooo Lesbians *LEER*"
Well, at least from what I remember you telling me. God, think he'd have passed out if you were there with a date?
Holy FUCK. It's Sept 3. Is the new SiP out??
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Date: 2004-09-03 04:26 pm (UTC)That or been really excited.
Ew.
Re: SiP
OMG. I don't know. I'll have to try to stop by a comic book store on my way out of town.
REMIND ME TO PICK UP YOUR CHECK. It's at the office.
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Date: 2004-09-03 04:29 pm (UTC)2. FUCK. Looks like SiP's delayed until the 9th. *WHINE* We can get it when you're out here and hyperventilate in person.
3. Fuckfuck. Yes, I will do that. Thank you for um reminding me to remind you.
4. WRT above: YOU'RE COMING HERE SOOOOOOOOON! *squeal*
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Date: 2004-09-03 04:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-03 04:40 pm (UTC)I seem to recall the exact words were, "really? Cool!"
I wouldn't dismiss the possibility.
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Date: 2004-09-04 04:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-04 05:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-04 11:14 am (UTC)No video camera. Lots of disposable still cameras, though. I wonder if 400 speed film would properly capture the moment.