bird masturbation
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verbicideYes. That was the topic of discussion after a few round of beers tonight.
The best part of it was the incredulous look on John's face. He paused. Told CS to hang on a second while he took a sip of his beer, because he wouldn't be able to drink and listen to this story. And then kept pushing his take-home box of leftovers at her saying, "Ok, so pretend this is the head and this is the tail" over and over again. CS preferred to demonstrate for us using her hand and made actual honest to god excited bird sounds.
I thought I was going to have a seizure.
The explanation just kept getting funnier and funnier. She was saying, "Well, and so he has these mirrors on his cage," and here John smirked and said, "Kinky!" and CS would move on and add, "and a swing" and we're just dying. Just dying. Absolutely dying. Did I mention dying? Craig earnestly offered her his digital video camera, urging her to video tape this. And CS is telling us how her kids would invite over other kids to watch this. Yes, the Birdie Sex Show, live in Northgate!
This story was almost topped by the expressions and hand gestures John made while telling us a story about some psycho cat who would sit in the kitchen, rev itself up, then race to the living room and as John put it: *boing*boing*boing*boing* in place, then run to another room and *boing*boing*boing*boing* there.
I would have given up chocolate for a year to have had a video tape of tonight.
John drunk? Best thing ever. It was also fantastic to meet Craig who is freaking hilarious and downright cool.
Other things discussed:
eating internal organs
animal parts found unexpectedly in food in other countries
mountain lions attacks
hormones in milk; the virtue of soy and rice alternatives; whole vs 2% vs nonfat; a lot of milk stories actually beyond this too
crazy animal behavior, but that's probably already pretty obvious (largely cat stories)
That? Was fucking fun.
The best part of it was the incredulous look on John's face. He paused. Told CS to hang on a second while he took a sip of his beer, because he wouldn't be able to drink and listen to this story. And then kept pushing his take-home box of leftovers at her saying, "Ok, so pretend this is the head and this is the tail" over and over again. CS preferred to demonstrate for us using her hand and made actual honest to god excited bird sounds.
I thought I was going to have a seizure.
The explanation just kept getting funnier and funnier. She was saying, "Well, and so he has these mirrors on his cage," and here John smirked and said, "Kinky!" and CS would move on and add, "and a swing" and we're just dying. Just dying. Absolutely dying. Did I mention dying? Craig earnestly offered her his digital video camera, urging her to video tape this. And CS is telling us how her kids would invite over other kids to watch this. Yes, the Birdie Sex Show, live in Northgate!
This story was almost topped by the expressions and hand gestures John made while telling us a story about some psycho cat who would sit in the kitchen, rev itself up, then race to the living room and as John put it: *boing*boing*boing*boing* in place, then run to another room and *boing*boing*boing*boing* there.
I would have given up chocolate for a year to have had a video tape of tonight.
John drunk? Best thing ever. It was also fantastic to meet Craig who is freaking hilarious and downright cool.
Other things discussed:
eating internal organs
animal parts found unexpectedly in food in other countries
mountain lions attacks
hormones in milk; the virtue of soy and rice alternatives; whole vs 2% vs nonfat; a lot of milk stories actually beyond this too
crazy animal behavior, but that's probably already pretty obvious (largely cat stories)
That? Was fucking fun.
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Date: 2004-01-12 06:08 am (UTC)Wow. Sounds more on-crack than my work's holiday party. 'Course, I suppose we didn't have someone like this John character around. Pity.
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Date: 2004-01-14 11:00 am (UTC)He's very cool to have at your party. And all of them are so freaking nice. CS is hilarious and sweet and Craig is just a freaking riot.
See ALL of you should move to Seattle so we can share the mirth.