verbicide | shiver me timbers

I have so much shit to do.

It's been backing up for DAYS. But see, my bed? OMG so comfortable. And the fluffy down comforter? It's irresistible. I have no desire to get out of bed into the cold. Not when I can hunker down with my laptop and my ridiculous kitty. There are only two motivations to get out of bed. The urge to pee. And Hobbsie's selfish insistence that I feed him. But I did that already and now, I just want to hunker down.

SO MUCH CLEANING: laundry, dishes, mopping, clutter everywhere

Presentation for my hopefully soon-to-be next client

Prepare soft copy of my editing of that tech manual so I can discuss with my boss on Monday (eek)

Grocery shopping cause I needs food! And need to make garlic parmesan mashed potatoes for tonight's party. Also need to buy booze cause Ellie and Jeff are driving and I can drink myself into cheery oblivion. I'm adorable when drunk. Really. You have to see it to believe it. brabble can confirm.

MUST FINISH ELLEN'S QUILT for fuck's sake. I can't start on my next project until I do.

Must do something for J's birthday coming up in a few days. Which means I need to nag OB about what he wants for his birthday which was back in July, but he won't tell me and next year I'm buying him SOCKS or something *fume* Brothers can be a pain in the ass. When it's MY birthday, I have a prepared list, cross-indexed with accessories. I make it so easy for them. Sheesh. Ingrates.

Gardening. I need another trip to Swanson's with my coupon thingies to replace the two seasonally-dead plants with something that will look nice and not-dead all winter.

Need to start Y's scarf. I'm so behind on cousin-birthday scarves. Still owe A and Z something from April and March. There are too damn many of them. Why'd I decide to do this. Oh shit, there's H too. Maybe I can make Y a hat. I think that'll be faster. And Z I can rush out that quillow he requested if I can only get to the fabric store and pick something nice. Should do that this weekend. It would only take a few hours and then that would be one more munchkin crossed off the list. A and H will have to be done after I finish Y's because ...omg it's too complicated to explain. But see I'm closest to the 5 younger munchkins. And so they always get priority queuing. But I always feel guilty because A and H ....well I think I tend to neglect them.

Holy GOD I'm babbly. My desire to stay in bed doesn't diminish my need to ramble. In fact, I think it encourages it.

Shit I really should get out of bed, take a shower and get started. Cause there's so much to dooooooo!