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arrrr
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Sep
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2005
03:54 pm
verbicide
Shiver me timbers, me day's almost o'er now. *stomps around on peg-leg*
(And so is any need to attempt pirate-talk. Gah.)
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Date:
2005-09-19 11:08 pm (UTC)
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greyaenigma.livejournal.com
Arr, there still be 14 good hours in the day! Quitcher scupperin' 'n' keep yer eye on the mains'l. Arr.
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Date:
2005-09-19 11:14 pm (UTC)
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verbicide.livejournal.com
Fine, fine. Here. This might come in handy for you:
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
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Date:
2005-09-19 11:46 pm (UTC)
From:
greyaenigma.livejournal.com
ARRRRRR!!!
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Date:
2005-09-19 11:49 pm (UTC)
From:
verbicide.livejournal.com
Ye scurvy dog!
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Date:
2005-09-20 12:03 am (UTC)
From:
greyaenigma.livejournal.com
I be drinkin' a glass o' th' finest orange juices in th' mornin'. 'Sides, I be less o' a dog an' more o' a cat. Possibly with the nine tails. MraARRR.
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Date:
2005-09-20 12:08 am (UTC)
From:
verbicide.livejournal.com
Arrrr, nine tails, eh? And a fine booty to go wi't it!
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Date:
2005-09-20 12:21 am (UTC)
From:
greyaenigma.livejournal.com
Aye, 'tis fine swag, too. Wouldn't be tradin' it for all the doubloons in me pantaloons.
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Date:
2005-09-20 12:26 am (UTC)
From:
verbicide.livejournal.com
Aye, the glow-y booty is fine, too.
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Date:
2005-09-20 12:45 am (UTC)
From:
greyaenigma.livejournal.com
That be the finest booty I be havin' -- gleaned from th' very ocean's briny depths! Drawn from th' ungodly creatures what lives in Davey Jones' locker, they be. Then pressed into plastics and sold at novelty shops. Arrr.
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Date:
2005-09-20 05:03 am (UTC)
From:
mattguy.livejournal.com
Where does a pirate get drunk? At a bAARRRRRRRRR
Where does a young pirate like to shop? At Toys AAARRRRRRR us
How does a pirate get to work? A cAARRRRRRRRRRR
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Date:
2005-09-20 06:10 am (UTC)
From:
verbicide.livejournal.com
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
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Date: 2005-09-19 11:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-19 11:14 pm (UTC)Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
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Date: 2005-09-19 11:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-19 11:49 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-09-20 12:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-20 12:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-20 05:03 am (UTC)Where does a young pirate like to shop? At Toys AAARRRRRRR us
How does a pirate get to work? A cAARRRRRRRRRRR
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Date: 2005-09-20 06:10 am (UTC)