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Steph? Seriously? Shut the fuck up. Now. *truncheons to death*



It's been an irritating season with Stephenie so far. I tried to look past the first dippy "Oh! I'm so glad to be on a team with as much heart as I have! Yay!" and I aimed for some tolerance for the first few, "Boo hoo! Why am I always on a team with losers who aren't as wonderful as meeee?!"

But tonight? She can officially fuck off and die. I'm sure it sucks to lose a cool reward challenge. And I'm sure it leaves one feeling bitter and jealous. But if it wasn't petty enough to snark that Bobby Jon's victory whoop sounds like a girl (which, I didn't particularly agree with), wtf was up with, "It's just so gaaaaaay!" Along with Judd snickering in the background, because oh yeah, he's the manliest thing around. Homosexuals are funny! Ha! Calling someone gay is a thing of mirth, cause eewwww, no one would want to be called gay! I bet those homosexuals have sissy laughs and like to do each other's hair.

I know some people use it as a pejorative substitute for 'dumb' or 'silly,' but combined with the comments about his girly laugh, I think she was trying to insult him. Because being gay is apparently an insult.

I'm really sorry that life as a drug rep gives you enough free time to go on a show—twice—that thousands of people who do not include me would give anything to be on so that you can make a complete prat of yourself every time you lose a challenge. I guess the folks at Survivor didn't get the memo that Princess Stephenie needs to win every challenge or she's going to go on a crying jag about how she's stuck with a team full of losers.

Bitch, I'm sorry --but the principal fucking loser is you. I hope a crocodile eats her. ("Wahhh! Why do I always have to be the one who gets eaten by a crocodile, can't it see how much heart and strength I have?!")

That said, Jamie does seem fairly useless. I was pissed they won immunity tonight. As of this point, I just want anyone but Steph to win. That means even icky Farmer Brandon and his ugly fucking hat.

Date: 2005-10-14 03:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] richboye.livejournal.com
I missed last night's Survivor (having been occupied with the end of a week-long bender.... ugh) but I have to say, this rant has me giggling with glee at my desk.

It's not every day that someone uses the FOAD with much aplomb, and you have done just that. Brava!

Date: 2005-10-14 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verbicide.livejournal.com
I'm glad it made you laugh! I know you're a Steph fan, so you have to let me know what you think of her after this episode!

Date: 2005-10-15 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] richboye.livejournal.com
Yeah, well, Stephenie really is love with her big bad self, isn't she? Still, I still dig her since she was sorta genuine when she conceded that she was mocking Bobby Jon (whom I revile) esentially out of jealousy. Besides, that floating pool (and margaritas and guacamole!) reward was awesome.

In other welcome news, though, it was very gratifying to see the insufferable Blake get the boot, and not even see it coming.

Date: 2005-10-15 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verbicide.livejournal.com
It's funny, I find Bobby Jon somewhat compelling, though he is kind of caveman-like.

I hear a lot of people gave Stephenie a break because of her admission. Ya'll are nicer people than I am.

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