gah

[verbicide]

This Disaronno ad has got to be the dumbest thing I've ever seen. The one where they call the drink 'warm and sensual' and the overly made up chick sucks on an ice cube while giving a fuckmenow look to the bartender. Oh oh, there's also some contact, as she rubs her sweaty paw on him. Charming. I love the bartender's expression at the end. "Um, is she really sucking on that ice cube? Uh..what do I do? I believe this is part of the mating ritual and I'm supposed to do something now."

Comments

[archaica.livejournal.com]

Haha! I love that one. For its awfulness.

"The Bartender's gonna get laid tonight! Oh, YEAH!"

(Why is my co-worker playing "My Heart Will Go On?")

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Because your co-worker is an imp of satan?

[archaica.livejournal.com]

It's not even Celine Dion singing it! WTF?

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Wow, it's a cover? Good LORD. Someone covered that?

[neojima.livejournal.com]

You think that's bad, try hearing it ("My Heart Will Go On," that is) on the radio while getting chased and attacked by a rottweiler. Seriously.

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Okay, that is quite the visual...

[neojima.livejournal.com]

I imagine my running leap over a snowbank was. Unfortunately, as memory serves, that's when it got a taste of my leg. Ow.

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Owie...

[khriskin]

That add just makes my teeth ache (ice! ick!)
...
No, come to think of it, thinking about that ad makes my teeth ache. *winces*

Actually, that is one desperate lady... she could just order another drink if she likes it that much! Sheesh! You don't see me hording ice cubes covered with peppermint schnapps, now do you? (Ignoring the fact that I hate ice cubes)

Meh. :P

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Seriously. Give the bartender that lustful a look and he'd probably comp the next drink. Sheesh.