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1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Jennifer Love Hewitt

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
So many Rap stars, so few switches...

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
I don't want to answer this one or lie about it.

4. What is your favorite cheese?
Muenster!

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal.
Really good whole-grain bread (toasted), pastrami, muenster, dijon mustard, mayo, and cream cheese and avocado. It's a sandwich a co-worker of mine was eating one day and I wanted to rip it out of her hands and run away with it, but that would be especially rude to do to a pregnant lady.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it?
Colin Firth. Though I will cry when he doesn't call me back.

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
Um. That blond guy from Offspring. He looks like he'd be a fun shag.

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Put it toward a piece of furniture for the condo!

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Kaua'i.

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
Dinner at Margaritas!

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be?
Absolut Mandarin.

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
I'd go back to India in the early 1900s and talk to my paternal grandfather and no doubt scare the shit out of him.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Play nice.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
It would be a reality show based on that Geico Tiny House ad.

15. What is your favorite expletive?
Motherfucker!

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Once the paralysis wears off, probably quietly leave.

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
My passport. Which, interestingly enough, since I had a fire-scare a week ago, that's exactly what I figured I needed to grab after I got Hobbsie in the box.

18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Call my best friends to say goodbye.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Controllable invisibility.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Sex with my ex-boyfriend Ken, back when I was 18. It would also be great to have my 18 year old body again.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count)
A good chunk of 2004.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world!
France.

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
Matador! Which is funny, because I hate their alcoholic drinks.

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude check it out I can fucking FLOAT!!"
Judy!

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
John Spencer, because I can't believe he just died. It's just wrong.

26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
Mama, the aunt who raised me.

27. What's your theme song?
The Firefly theme song! "I don't care, I'm still free, you can't take the sky from me."