great moments in friendship

[verbicide]

Me: I realized yesterday that my tendency to startle easily may have childhood roots!
Jeff: Oh?

Me: When I was a baby in Pakistan, there was a war and there would be bombs going off 'n shit. So I think it's some post-traumatic stress reaction!
Jeff: And this is why you shriek so much, right? Because you imagine people need to be able to hear you over the din of bombs going off.

Me: Shut up! I need compassion and sympathy.
Jeff: (without missing a beat) Oh, I feel sorry for you all the time.

Me: Oooo, I haaaaaaaate you! *punching and smacking*
Jeff: Hee! The truth about our friendship. Based on pity and hatred!

Comments

[archaica.livejournal.com]

Hahaaaa!!!! I love it!

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

He was in fine form today *grin*

[greyaenigma.livejournal.com]

Boo!

Just checking.

[trtle.livejournal.com]

Aren't *all* your friendships based on those qualities? :P

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

*shriek*!

You have no idea how bad it is. I can know that Jeff is walking from his office to mine (because he's just messaged me this) and he'll knock and laugh because I will literally jump in my seat!

[greyaenigma.livejournal.com]

Pity, hatred, and meanness!

They should make it illegal to have any cubicle or office wherein the occupant does not face teh door.

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

It's a tough crowd I run with!

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Well, our friendship was always based on my smacking your ass!

[trtle.livejournal.com]

and I pity you for it :P

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

*grin*