great moments in friendship
Jan. 4th, 2006 01:28 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
verbicideMe: I realized yesterday that my tendency to startle easily may have childhood roots!
Jeff: Oh?
Me: When I was a baby in Pakistan, there was a war and there would be bombs going off 'n shit. So I think it's some post-traumatic stress reaction!
Jeff: And this is why you shriek so much, right? Because you imagine people need to be able to hear you over the din of bombs going off.
Me: Shut up! I need compassion and sympathy.
Jeff: (without missing a beat) Oh, I feel sorry for you all the time.
Me: Oooo, I haaaaaaaate you! *punching and smacking*
Jeff: Hee! The truth about our friendship. Based on pity and hatred!
Jeff: Oh?
Me: When I was a baby in Pakistan, there was a war and there would be bombs going off 'n shit. So I think it's some post-traumatic stress reaction!
Jeff: And this is why you shriek so much, right? Because you imagine people need to be able to hear you over the din of bombs going off.
Me: Shut up! I need compassion and sympathy.
Jeff: (without missing a beat) Oh, I feel sorry for you all the time.
Me: Oooo, I haaaaaaaate you! *punching and smacking*
Jeff: Hee! The truth about our friendship. Based on pity and hatred!
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Date: 2006-01-04 10:22 pm (UTC)Just checking.
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Date: 2006-01-04 10:50 pm (UTC)You have no idea how bad it is. I can know that Jeff is walking from his office to mine (because he's just messaged me this) and he'll knock and laugh because I will literally jump in my seat!
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Date: 2006-01-04 11:25 pm (UTC)They should make it illegal to have any cubicle or office wherein the occupant does not face teh door.
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