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verbicideHuh. And I thought the ebay imaginary girlfriend auctions were bad.
Snippets from this week's Harper's Weekly:
"Bush defended his decision to conquer Iraq, and although he admitted that his stated reason for invading was false, he also suggested that weapons of mass destruction might still be found."
Sure. Someday. Let's invest another few billion. They're bound to come up SOMEDAY.
"Secretary of State Colin Powell said that he might not have supported the invasion of Iraq if he had known that Saddam Hussein had no weapons of mass destruction; within a few days he corrected himself and affirmed that the president had made the right decision no matter what the facts really were."
Can you say ass-monkey? I knew you could.
"Attorney General John Ashcroft said that Saddam Hussein's use of "evil chemistry" and "evil biology" justified the war. "
Oh good. As long as we had justification.
"Genetic engineers succeeded in causing mice to produce fish oils, which are thought to be healthy."
Sometimes science just freaks me out.
"President Bush submitted a $2.4 trillion budget to Congress but failed to include the cost of the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq."
Aww, I have trouble balancing my checkbook, too.
"Police in Mexico said that a decapitated baby boy found near Lake Titicaca, on a hill surrounded with flowers, liquor, and blood, might have been sacrificed to a pre-Colombian earth god"
Ugh. Just ugh.
"A British company was selling MP3 players designed to be attached to Kalashnikov rifles; the player, which replaces the ammunition clip on the rifle, holds 3,000 audio books or 9,000 songs"
*blink*
"A panel of international experts said that mad cow disease is now "indigenous in North America" and advised the United States to ban feeding animal protein to cattle. The panel's chairman said that if the U.S. performed adequate tests it
could find "a case a month."
Yeah. I don't care how much it costs. I'm buying my meat from Whole Foods.
Snippets from this week's Harper's Weekly:
"Bush defended his decision to conquer Iraq, and although he admitted that his stated reason for invading was false, he also suggested that weapons of mass destruction might still be found."
Sure. Someday. Let's invest another few billion. They're bound to come up SOMEDAY.
"Secretary of State Colin Powell said that he might not have supported the invasion of Iraq if he had known that Saddam Hussein had no weapons of mass destruction; within a few days he corrected himself and affirmed that the president had made the right decision no matter what the facts really were."
Can you say ass-monkey? I knew you could.
"Attorney General John Ashcroft said that Saddam Hussein's use of "evil chemistry" and "evil biology" justified the war. "
Oh good. As long as we had justification.
"Genetic engineers succeeded in causing mice to produce fish oils, which are thought to be healthy."
Sometimes science just freaks me out.
"President Bush submitted a $2.4 trillion budget to Congress but failed to include the cost of the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq."
Aww, I have trouble balancing my checkbook, too.
"Police in Mexico said that a decapitated baby boy found near Lake Titicaca, on a hill surrounded with flowers, liquor, and blood, might have been sacrificed to a pre-Colombian earth god"
Ugh. Just ugh.
"A British company was selling MP3 players designed to be attached to Kalashnikov rifles; the player, which replaces the ammunition clip on the rifle, holds 3,000 audio books or 9,000 songs"
*blink*
"A panel of international experts said that mad cow disease is now "indigenous in North America" and advised the United States to ban feeding animal protein to cattle. The panel's chairman said that if the U.S. performed adequate tests it
could find "a case a month."
Yeah. I don't care how much it costs. I'm buying my meat from Whole Foods.
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Re:
Date: 2004-02-13 08:12 am (UTC)I might, but
Oh, on the note of imaginary girlfriend auctions, have you looked at Ebanned at all? (Note: Not work-safe.)
Re:
Date: 2004-02-13 10:58 am (UTC)Dude. Sooooo wrong.