verbicide | when annoyed, meme!

I'm not sure why I find these super-long memes so delightful, but I do. Waiting for Corporate IS to call me back because something is seriously hosed on their end which has now crashed one of our intranets. Sigh. Also, work continues to be unpleasantly busy. As I've said before, I wouldn't just mind hard work. It's work that is completely out of my hands that drives me insane. How can I predict when I'll finish a project when I'm waiting for someone else to fix something broken on their end? Rage. Stew. Seethe.

[] I have eaten more than 5 meals a day.
[x] I have read a lot of books.
[] I have been on some sort of varsity team.
[] I have run more than 2 miles without stopping.
[x] I have been to Canada.
Total= 2

[x] I have been to Europe.
[x] I have watched cartoons for hours.
[] I have tripped UP the stairs.
[] I have fallen down an entire flight of stairs.
[x] I have been snowboarding/skiing.
Total= 3

[X] I have played ping pong.
[X] I swam in the ocean.
[x] I have been on a whale watch.
[X] I have seen fireworks.
[X] I have seen a shooting star.
Total= 5

[] I have seen a meteor shower.
[] I have almost drowned.
[X] I have been so embarrassed I wanted to disappear.
[X] I have listened to one cd over & over & over again.
[] I have had stitches.
Total= 2

[X] I have been on the honor roll.
[] I have had frostbite.
[] I have licked a frozen pole and got stuck there.
[X] I have stayed up til 2 doing homework/projects.
[X] I have been ice skating.
Total= 3

[] I have been rollerblading.
[] I have watched the Power Rangers
[X] I have tripped over my own two feet.
[] I have been in a fist fight.
[X] I have played videogames for more than 3 hours straight.
Total= 2

[] I have passed out from being drunk.
[] I have watched the Power Rangers.
[] I do attend Church regularly.
[X] I have played truth or dare.
[X] I have already had my 16th birthday.
Total= 2

[X] I have already had my 17th birthday.
[] I've lost weight since one year ago.
[X] I've called someone stupid.
[X] I've been in a verbal argument.
[X] I've cried in school.
Total= 4

[] I've played basketball on a team.
[] I've played baseball on a team.
[] I've played football on a team.
[] I've played soccer on a team.
[] I've done cheerleading on a team.
[] I've played softball on a team.
[] I've played volleyball on a team.
[] I've played tennis on a team.
[] I've been on a swim team.
[] I've been on a golf team.
Total= 0

[X] I've been swimming more than 20 times in my life.
[] I've bungee jumped.
[] I've climbed a rock wall.
[] I've lost more than $20.
[X] I've called myself an idiot.
[X] I've called someone else an idiot.
[X] I've cried myself to sleep.
[X] I've had (or have) pets.
Total= 5

[] I've owned a Spice Girls cd.
[] I've owned a Britney Spears cd.
[] I've owned an N*Sync cd.
[] I've owned a Backstreet Boys cd.
Total= 0

[] I've mooned someone.
[] I've sworn at someone in authority.
[] I've been in the newspaper.
[] I've been on TV.
Total= 0

[x] I've been to Hawaii.
[X] I've eaten sushi.
[x] I've been on the other side of a waterfall.
[X] I've watched all of the Lord of the Rings movies.
[x] I've watched all of the Harry Potter movies.
Total= 5

[x] I've watched all of the Rocky movies.
[x] I've watched the 3 stooges.
[x] I've watched "Newlyweds" Nick & Jessica.
[X] I've watched Looney Tunes.
[ ] I've been stuffed into a locker...
Total= 4

[X] I've been called a geek.
[x] I've studied hard for a test and got a bad grade.
[X] I've not studied at all for a test and aced it.
Total= 3

[ ] I've hugged my mom within the past 24 hrs.
[ ] I've hugged my dad within the past 24 hours.
[x] I've met a celebrity/music artist.
[X] I've written poetry.
[ ] I've been arrested.
Total= 2

[x] I've been attracted to someone much older than me.
[] I've been tickled till I've cried.
[] I've tickled someone else until they cried.
[X] I've had/have siblings.
[X] I've been to a rock concert.
Total= 3

[X] I've listened to classical music and enjoyed it.
[X] I've been in a play.
[x] I've been picked last in gym class.
[] I've been picked first in gym class.
[X] I've been picked in that middle-range in gym class.
Total= 4

[X] I've cried in front of my friends.
[x] I've read a book longer than 1,000 pages.
[] I've played Halo 2.
[] I've freaked out over a sports game. RED SOX!!!
[] I've been to Alaska.
Total= 2

[ ] I've been to China.
[ ] I've been to Spain.
[x] I've been to France.
[x] I've had a fight with someone on AIM.
[X] I've had a fight with someone face-to-face.
[x] I've had serious converstations on any IM.
Total= 4

[X] I've forgiven someone who has done something wrong to me.
[X] I've been forgiven.
[x] I've screamed at a scary movie.
[x] I've cried at a chick flick. *shame*
Total= 4

[x ] I've watched a lot of action movies.
[x] I've screamed at the top of my lungs.
[ ] I've been to a rap concert.
Total= 2

[ ] I've been to a hip hop concert.
[X] I've lived in more than 2 houses.
[X] I've driven on the highway.
[X] I've driven more than 40 miles in a day.
[X] I've been in a car accident.
Total= 4

[x] I've done drugs.
[X] I've been homesick.
[X] I've thrown up.
[x] I've puked all over someone. (In infancy)
[] I've been horseback riding.
Total= 4

[X] I've spoken my mind in public.
[X] I've proved someone wrong
[X] I've been proven wrong by someone.
[ ] I've broken a leg. (only ankles)
Total= 3

[ ] I've broken an arm (only wrists!)
[x] I've fallen off a swing.
[x] I've swung on a swing for more than 30 mins straight.
[X] I've watched Winnie the Pooh movies.
[ ] I've forgotten my backpack when I've gone to school.
Total= 3

[ ] I've lost my backpack.
[ ] I've come close to dying.
[x] I've seen someone die.
[X] I've known someone who has died.
[ ] I've wanted to be an actor/actress at some point.
Total= 2

[] I've done modeling.
[] I've forgotten to brush my teeth some mornings.
[X] I've taken something/someone for granted
[X] I've realized how good my life is.
[X] I've counted my blessings. It's harder then ya think!
Total= 3

[X] I've made fun of a classmate.
[x] I've been asked out by someone and I said no.
[] I've asked someone on a date and been turned down.
Total= 2

[x] I've slapped someone in the face.
[] I've been skateboarding.
[x ] I've been backstabbed by someone I thought was a friend.
[X] I've lied to someone to their face.
[X] I've told a little white lie.
Total= 4

[X] I've taken a day off from school just so I don't go insane.
[x] I've fainted.
[ ] I've had an argument with someone about whether cheerleading is a sport or not.
[X] I've pushed someone into a pool.
[X] I've been pushed into a pool
Total= 4

I'm not sure what the point of the totals were, but roly did it and I'm a copycat.

And, before finishing, I was called away by a phone call from Jeanne (yay!) and Emily's arrival (who had to escape campus life which has also resulted in: yay!). And then I got a call from Singapore. That's where after hours tech support lives. And it was this wonderful guy (unlike the last asshole) who patiently helped me fix that which is broken. Though I still need to contact another nice guy about access to another area.

But still. Praise the lord, it's all worky now! Although the really big scary project isn't done, but I think I've beaten the other wolves back enough to work on that exclusively tomorrow.

AND I have three new discs of Desperate Housewives and Emily is here and there is guacamole. Whoop!