hee!

[verbicide]

me: i'm watching this clive owen i dont know what it is, a tv show or tv special. it's a series, but they're all two parters
me: it's called second sight
sarah: is it now
me: there's this detective
sarah: who sees everything 2x?
me: who looks like a slightly blond harry potter
me: no, he's going blind, poor thing
me: but has to hide it or he'll lose his job!
sarah: malfoy and harry mate. child results. ida is thrilled.
me: *falls off chair*
sarah: hee
me: he looks like a slightly blond harry potter and he's kind of a tight ass dick so that's a bummer
sarah: that is very strange
sarah: aw
sarah: mistah pottah was not a tightass
sarah: but malfoy is
me: yes, so it's only natural that their offspring would be kind of a dickhead