riding in cars with boys

[verbicide]

*THUD* *SCRAPE*

Jeff: Ouch, what was that?
Me: Oh, my car has low-hangers...
Jeff: *fit of giggles*
Pete: *turns puce*
Me: Well, it's true!

(A few minutes later, as I find a glorious spot for parallel parking)

Jeff: It's HUGE! *pause* Plenty of room for your low-hangers!

Boys are silly.