dying of boredom
Nov. 28th, 2007 12:20 pmAnd roly saved the day!
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Balsamic
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Taco Bell!
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. That is so hard to answer. But if I'm forced to pick one, it'll be Brad's Swingside Cafe.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 20-25%
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A: Pasta!
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Sausage and mushroom.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. When available, Jeff's plum jam. But he's been too busy the past two years. Boo!
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: A path lined with trees all bedecked in their Fall colors.
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A: Two. Though I use the one in the bedroom like twice a year.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Teeth. Fangs when I was a teenager, and then wisdom teeth.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Never had one.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. Sack of cat litter. But for really heavy, I think it's the marble pastry board Amy got me for my birthday.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Nope. I mean, except by medication. I've gone under that way before once.
BULLSHITTOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. NO!
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Something Italian. Because that is what I really am.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Blue
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Ew. I don't know. Gross.
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Once. On a suicide hotline. (The person wrote about it in a community paper later.)
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Jeff and Sarah. Every day.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. No, but I would kiss a member of the same sex for no money if that helps.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Ew. No.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Huh. I hate to say that I wouldn't. Who knew I'd care so much about this thing.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Nope.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Ouch. No.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Of course not.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Jeff's watch.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: Never seen it.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Damned carpet. Want hardwood! Want bamboo!
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand. Who sits?
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I have. I probably wouldn't live with a stranger again, but I can easily share housing with people I love.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: 3? 4? I'm from California, dammit.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Car accident, last year.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Sane.
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: What the hell is my top 8??
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Jeff, this morning
Q: Last person who called you?
A: Sarah! Last night.
Q: Person you hugged?
A: Jeff, last night.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 13
Q: Season?
A: Spring
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: My mom
Q: Mood?
A: Full
Q: Listening to?
A: Nothing
Q: Watching?
A: Nothing
Q: Worrying about?
A: Hobbes
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Bathroom, to peeeeee
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: I guess, take a break. Which may be in about two more weeks.
Q: What's the last movie you watched?
A: Enchanted!
Q: Do you smile often?
A: I do
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Totally and completely depends on the situation.
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Balsamic
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Taco Bell!
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. That is so hard to answer. But if I'm forced to pick one, it'll be Brad's Swingside Cafe.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 20-25%
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A: Pasta!
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Sausage and mushroom.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. When available, Jeff's plum jam. But he's been too busy the past two years. Boo!
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: A path lined with trees all bedecked in their Fall colors.
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A: Two. Though I use the one in the bedroom like twice a year.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Teeth. Fangs when I was a teenager, and then wisdom teeth.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Never had one.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. Sack of cat litter. But for really heavy, I think it's the marble pastry board Amy got me for my birthday.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Nope. I mean, except by medication. I've gone under that way before once.
BULLSHITTOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. NO!
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Something Italian. Because that is what I really am.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Blue
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Ew. I don't know. Gross.
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Once. On a suicide hotline. (The person wrote about it in a community paper later.)
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Jeff and Sarah. Every day.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. No, but I would kiss a member of the same sex for no money if that helps.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Ew. No.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Huh. I hate to say that I wouldn't. Who knew I'd care so much about this thing.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Nope.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Ouch. No.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Of course not.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Jeff's watch.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: Never seen it.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Damned carpet. Want hardwood! Want bamboo!
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand. Who sits?
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I have. I probably wouldn't live with a stranger again, but I can easily share housing with people I love.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: 3? 4? I'm from California, dammit.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Car accident, last year.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Sane.
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: What the hell is my top 8??
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Jeff, this morning
Q: Last person who called you?
A: Sarah! Last night.
Q: Person you hugged?
A: Jeff, last night.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 13
Q: Season?
A: Spring
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: My mom
Q: Mood?
A: Full
Q: Listening to?
A: Nothing
Q: Watching?
A: Nothing
Q: Worrying about?
A: Hobbes
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Bathroom, to peeeeee
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: I guess, take a break. Which may be in about two more weeks.
Q: What's the last movie you watched?
A: Enchanted!
Q: Do you smile often?
A: I do
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Totally and completely depends on the situation.
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Date: 2007-11-28 09:45 pm (UTC)that desktop?
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Date: 2007-11-28 11:41 pm (UTC)(Do you see how you are a bad influence?!)
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Date: 2007-11-29 12:18 am (UTC)I think my earliest chance for Taco Bell isn't until the weekend - so sad!!!!
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Date: 2007-11-29 12:20 am (UTC)(And now, simply talking to you, I feel compelled to find and consume... PIE!)
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Date: 2007-11-29 02:53 am (UTC)Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. I also love balsamic dressing.
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. I do not like fast food. Quizno's is okay (if that counts as fast food).
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Depends on my mood. I love Taste of India, Daniel's on Lake Union, and three sushi restaurants from my old college. Oh, and Firestone Grill, also in the town where I went to college - they had these delicious Tri Tip Sandwiches. Yum.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. I usually round the total bill (adding in any discounts we received) up to the nearest dollar. Then I take 20% of that and round THAT number to the nearest dollar, and that's what I tip. If someone was terrible, I tip exactly 10% (but they have to be really RUDE - bad service still gets a good tip from me as long as they were nice about it).
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A: Sushi.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. I like mushroom and feta. Or anything with goat cheese. Most meat makes a pizza not kosher and I don't really love chicken on pizza, so my pizzas are normally vegetarian. I really like a little pesto on a pizza.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. I've been eating Smucker's seedless blackberry jam on toast like it's been going out of style lately. I also like avocado on toast.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: This computer? A picture of Santorini in the sunset from our honeymoon.
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A: One. I don't want a TV in my bedroom - and, in fact, we're in talks to remove the computer I'm typing on now from the bedroom. I like a bedroom to be a bed and clothes storage and that's it - no technology more than a lamp and an alarm clock necessary.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Yeah, four baby teeth, then my tonsils (ugh) and then my wisdom teeth (double ugh).
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Two years ago or so? I got a new dentist when I moved up here and he got really excited and did a lot of work on me - he said something that my orthodontist put on my teeth decayed them.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. What a strange question. A friend and I carried my 180-pound buffet up the stairs to my second-floor condo, just the two of us. That thing was HEAVY.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Not by a bonk to the head, no. On medication, once for my tonsils and once for my wisdom teeth. I also used to pass out when I was younger (I think it was related to my extremely low blood pressure - I still have to be careful), but I haven't done that in a while.
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Date: 2007-11-29 02:53 am (UTC)Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Negative.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I just changed my name at work! Today, I showed up on everyone's instant messenger with my married name for the first time.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. I like blood red - I have a cute turtleneck that's red and some cute scarves that have red accents.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. What? No.
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. I don't think so, no. Except bugs - I don't let Brian kill them. He has to catch them and set them free outside unless they're obviously trying to hurt us. I let him kill those wasps that were making a hive on our porch.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. I don't think so.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. If Brian didn't mind, I suppose so. If I could give the other person half. And if they weren't paying me - that might be strange.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Nope.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Could I still comment?
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. If it was tasteful - nothing showing that a bikini covers - then probably. Again, as long as Brian was okay with it.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. How long do I have and how many chicken wings do I have? (Okay, probably not - we take a couple of months to go through a bottle.)
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Absolutely not. No amount of money could get me to kill a person or even an animal.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Nothing. I don't keep stuff in my pockets usually.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: No. It's ridiculous. Please don't watch it.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Carpet in the dining room, living room, hall, and bedrooms. Linoleum in the kitchen and bathroom, and tile in the entry. I want hardwood in the kitchen and dining room.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Yeah, who sits? Stand. Unless I'm having a bath, in which case I wouldn't call it a shower.
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I loved my roommate freshman year (she actually lives in Seattle now), I had two roommates who I was totally apathetic about, four I hated (one had sex with random men while I was in the room, one sold cocaine, and two just played video games and smoked weed all day), and one I really liked (male). And I like living with Brian most of the time. Um, so yes, I could live with the right people, but I'd rather not try random people again.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: Three, I think. I'm also from California, obviously.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: It's been a while. One pulled up next to me at a light this morning and I realized how long it's been since I've even done something that deserved a ticket while driving. But, okay, last run-in was probably my ticket for "not yielding the right of way to a pedestrian" (HE WAS STANDING ON THE SIDEWALK I SWEAR), but that was a long time ago - five years maybe.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: I still don't know.
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: I think this is a reference to MySpace. My number 1 friend on MySpace (oh, yes, I checked - I REALLY don't want to do this exam) appears to be my oldest cousin (of two - I don't have that many cousins), Michelle.
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Date: 2007-11-29 02:54 am (UTC)Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Brian, if he counts. (He made me hot chocolate after I eyed his lovingly just as my exam was starting.) If he doesn't count, I talked to my friend Jen a couple of hours ago on the phone.
Q: Last person who called you?
A: Jen!
Q: Person you hugged?
A: Brian, when he got home from work.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 17
Q: Season?
A: Fall
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Now I'm missing my freshman-year roommate, because I mentioned her above.
Q: Mood?
A: Procrastinate-y
Q: Listening to?
A: Something by Alejandro Sanz - El Tren de los Momentos
Q: Watching?
A: Nothing.
Q: Worrying about?
A: My grandmother. Also that I will never be able to finish this exam. (We have three hours - I finished the 20 multiple choice questions in less than an hour, the first essay question and all the questions in this meme that I've answered so far in 40 minutes, and I have an hour and twenty minutes left to do one more essay.)
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Bathroom, to shower.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Um, finish my exam?
Q: What's the last movie you watched?
A: Dan in Real Life, which was surprisingly good. Or maybe Man in the Moon (old Reese Witherspoon movie, not the Jim Carrey movie), which was not as great.
Q: Do you smile often?
A: When I'm with people I know/like, yes. Not with strangers very often.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Depends for me also.