so, it's like this

[verbicide]

I now spell 'with' like this: 'witih'

I'm not sure why this has happened. For years and years I've managed to spell that word correctly, but apparently something has crossed over in my brain. It's MADDENING.

It's as maddening as my need to spell 'think' as 'thing'

Hrmmph.

Also, LAST DAY OF WORK BEFORE VACATION EQUALS BRAIN ROT!

I am just sitting here twitching and staring at the clock.

HAWAII HAWAII HAWAII!!!

I have three more hours to sit here and twitch before FREEDOM BEAUTY TRUTH AND LOOOOVE.

*gibber*

I don't think the extra-caffeinated frozen mocha is helping my mental state any, either.

*boing* *boing* *boing* *boing*

Comments

[serenity-valley.livejournal.com]

HAAAWWWWAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

I'm so excited for your trip and I'm not even the one going! YOU BETTER POST PICTURES HERE DAMMIT.

Also. Also. I have something to help you while away the minutes toward the end of your workday. Because you're the only person I know who's read Twilight and I think you might get a laugh? (I've never read it but HOLY GODS I am ODing on the fallout wank from the last book release.) I figured if this made me laugh, and I've never read them, you would possibly enjoy it? So:

http://oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com/462772.html

http://oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com/462027.html


Enjoy?

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Okay, normally I hate all fan-fic-y things--but that was really funny! :D

AND OMG HAWAII! *shriek and jump*

I will be full of the joy of pictures when I return, for sure for sure. Like, totally dude.

OMG OMG OMG AND OMG I CANT WAIT TO BE ON THE PLANE AND READING A CERTAIN THING!! :D :D

[serenity-valley.livejournal.com]

"OMG OMG OMG AND OMG I CANT WAIT TO BE ON THE PLANE AND READING A CERTAIN THING!! :D :D"

Yes, this! HOWEVER. HOW WILL I CONTAIN MYSELF FOR YOUR RETURN AND THE DELICIOUS REVIEWS OH WOE. It is time for me to explore drinking, possibly?

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Maybe perhaps there will be wireless! I am taking my Dell Axim thingie, which I only ever use on long trips and which sits and pathetically sucks dust otherwise. (I don't like looking at the reality that I spent $500 on a device to play Scrabble on planes. THE SHAME.)

ANYHOW. But so I've noted all these free WiFi places on zee Island! And I have a keyboard thingie (so I can journal, oui oui!). And also it is not impossible that little text-pad-y things are sent from the tropics to youuu! No idea how LJ will function on the thing or the free WiFi is real or hypothetical, but there can be trying! Maybe! Hopefully!

Wow. SO HYPER. I feel the universe rippling around me from the force!

[serenity-valley.livejournal.com]

WHY WHY WHY MUST YOU CONTINUE TO BE SO AWESOME IT IS THREATENING TO EXPLODE MY BRAIN. THE PROSPECT OF TEXT PAD-Y THINGS SENT FROM THE TROPICS TO MEEEE IS, LIKE, POSSIBLY MORE GLORIOUS THAT MY MOST GLORIOUS CHRISTMAS EVER*?

Also. Phenomenal Cosmic Powers FTW! Promise to only use them for good and not evil.



*(In which I received the Millenium Falcon and a Taun-taun and Boba Fett's ship and many dozens of other spectacular Star Wars toys and figurines, and my brother also received many of these items, and my mother Santa spent many, many hours staging an epic intergalactic battle under the tree to greet us when we skipped into the living room to see what we were brought in the wee hours of the Christmas morn. And there were also choirs of angels and heavenly trumpets, glory hallelujah amen.)

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Woo HOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm so glad that you're glad because I'm extra glad now and the gladness envelopes us like a hot bubble bath (possibly with Clive Owen) and with champagne and toe massages!

ANYWAY. WOOO! I really hope the WiFi works and if it doesn't there may be a large volume of text-y worship hurtled your way come 8/12!

[serenity-valley.livejournal.com]

MANY SMALL PACKETS OF TEXT-Y WORSHIP IS EQUAL TO A LARGE VOLUME OF TEXT-Y WORSHIP SO I AM GOOD EITHER WAY.

AND THAT IS ALL THAT I CAN SAY ON THE MATTER BECAUSE YOUR IMAGES OF BUBBLE BATH AND CLIVE OWEN KILLED ME DED LIEK WHOA.

So many men, so little time....

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Your enduring flexibility is MOST appreciated!!! It is a continued reflection of your super-awesome-tastic-ness!

(OMG teh lust for chapter 16 already killed me like 4 days ago!)

And Clive Owen. Mmm.

I'LL BE IN MY BUNK!