it's a post-y sort of morning!

[verbicide]

So, we had some major grossness. How about something that is beyond adorable? You like? I like!

Whee! Panserbjørn!

I got this in an e-mail, but figured it would be nice to just put a link instead of a series of photos.

SO CUTE! OMG! KITTY!!! I WANT TO PLAY WITH A POLAR BEAR!!!

(Jeff: You know they eat humans, right? Me: OMGSHUTUPGOWAY!)

Comments

[serenity-valley.livejournal.com]

IOREK ftw omg I want one!!


(Dude. DUDE! You are also a HDM fan??? WHY HAS IT TAKEN THIS FOR US TO MEET AND KNOW EACH OTHER?)

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

I DONT EVEN KNOW BUT YOU MUST HAVE NOTICED THAT SLIGHTLY ZEALOUS LOOK IN MY EYE AT DINNER LAST WEEK WHEN I WAS PRACTICALLY OFFERING TO TAKE A TRAIN TO PORTLAND EVERY WEEKEND.

Lemon cookies are all prepped. Why aren't you my neighbor so I could fling one at you across a snowy window later on??

[serenity-valley.livejournal.com]

Because I fail at friendship, duh. Try to keep up. Why oh why must we love our respective cities so much????

YES I DID NOTICE THE LOOK BUT I MISTOOK IT FOR GRANT LUST YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THE TWO ARE VERY SIMILAR.

You know what other tragedy I just thought of? That if we were within cookie-throwing distance of each other, it would mean we could spend our mutual snow days doing Wii marathons and making dioramas of The Pie Hole. I MEAN C'MON THE DIORAMAS PART IS PRACTICALLY CANON WE WOULD JUST NEED TO BE WIDOWS TO BE MEMBERS OF THE COUNTY HISTORICAL SOCIETY.

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

And really, why the fuck do all those pesky cities have to exist between us???

Mmmmm Grant Lust. Puuuuuuuuuuuurrrr.

OMG THE DIORAMA THING WAS OMG AND YOU YOU....OMG WII MARATHON SNOW DAYS AND KRAFTSY FUN WHY YOU HURT ME SO BA-AAAD??

[serenity-valley.livejournal.com]

Because my powers to hide an entire country between realities like a fold in a map do not translate outside the world of fiction, sadly. Otherwise, Seattle and Portland would be only inches apart, and we would somehow have our respective domiciles across the street from one another.

I HURT YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU BABY.

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

So, can you please teach me the Song? Or learn it yourself? Because hello, CONVENIENT!

I HURT YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU BABY

*falls over D-E-D laughing*