Tortitude

For my fellow editors.



Edited to add: Jeff keeps making infuriating comments about this picture.

"But the kitty doesn't look angry..." "I want to pet the kitty." "It looks like a nice kitty."

THE POINT. UR MISSING IT.

I would like to edit Jeff's face right now.

Email exchange with Jeff:

Jeff: Hey, I'm going to be home late tonight--are you around to feed the kitty?
Me: Yup --my plans with Sarah were canceled, so I will definitely be home. My only regret is that you won't be able to watch me stand and scream at the screen during Survivor! I know you'll miss it terribly!
Jeff: Hee...I think between the debate and Project Runway, I have my memories of you screaming at the TV to sustain me.

I'm an...um...active television viewer.

I had just checked my e-mail and noted that Lisa, this lovely woman I met at Julie's party, sent me the Salmon Pate recipe I'd requested from her (it was spectacular). I glanced up and noted the current Gmail RSS feed. The title? "Reasons to not eat salmon - FishingHurts.com"