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Sep. 27th, 2004 11:48 am
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What the fuck is wrong with people?

Bus conductors in Swaziland say: "Women who wear miniskirts want to be raped, and we will give them what they want."

Also, some redneck asshole decided to start up [livejournal.com profile] fuck_arabs.

Hilariously, it backfired into a massive "Fuck Arabs? SURE! We love fucking Arabs! Woo hoo! Can Peter O'Toole be an honorary, fuckable Arab??" community.



"You know, it occurs to me....if I were Omar Shariff. I'd get a lot more sex than I'm getting now.
Damn, my parents had to be born on the wrong side of the Mediterranean! It's not fair, cursed with this filthy, unsexy, whiteness. Except for the anal. That's where I'm a Viking! Uh...Greek
."

"You know, the gentleman who started this community is going to be SO HAPPY that we've all jumped in and contributed. If I may be so bold in saying so, I'm sure we've exceeded his wildest expectations in finding many lovely Arabs to fuck!"

"Do I actually have to like fuck them, can I just be their friend because I am not that much of a slut!"

Nudge Nudge.

Date: 2004-09-27 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jdquintette.livejournal.com
When I lived in London in the early 70s I was known to sink a pint or two of "cellar cooled" Worthington E.

As for the temperature of the women, gents like us need say no more.:-)

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