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[verbicide]

What the fuck is wrong with people?

Bus conductors in Swaziland say: "Women who wear miniskirts want to be raped, and we will give them what they want."

Also, some redneck asshole decided to start up fuck_arabs.

Hilariously, it backfired into a massive "Fuck Arabs? SURE! We love fucking Arabs! Woo hoo! Can Peter O'Toole be an honorary, fuckable Arab??" community.



"You know, it occurs to me....if I were Omar Shariff. I'd get a lot more sex than I'm getting now.
Damn, my parents had to be born on the wrong side of the Mediterranean! It's not fair, cursed with this filthy, unsexy, whiteness. Except for the anal. That's where I'm a Viking! Uh...Greek."

"You know, the gentleman who started this community is going to be SO HAPPY that we've all jumped in and contributed. If I may be so bold in saying so, I'm sure we've exceeded his wildest expectations in finding many lovely Arabs to fuck!"

"Do I actually have to like fuck them, can I just be their friend because I am not that much of a slut!"

Comments

[fremont-brit.livejournal.com]

I love the way this is transpiring...word is out on LJ about it...travelling like wildfire.

Now if only there was one called "Fuck_The_British"!

Seriously though...I followed your link and what a fucking asshole that dude is!!!!!!!

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

When I first heard about the community, I was furious and stormed over to get my blood pressure well and truly fired up. Then I ended up laughing my ass off.

Now if only there was one called "Fuck_The_British"!

Dude, you don't need any help in the booty department! ;D

Seriously though...I followed your link and what a fucking asshole that dude is!!!!!!!

It's scary, too. How many people are out there that actually think that way. If Bush is elected, it's this kind of moron who's going to win it for him. *shudder*

[jdquintette.livejournal.com]

I went right over there and left a comment about how hott Marlo Thomas is. I love it that the clueless dork has no way to legislate how people use his community.

I have a sinking feeling the Shrub is going to win, but hope springs eternal.

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Good job :)

I have a sinking feeling the Shrub is going to win, but hope springs eternal.

Yeah. And what drives me mad are these idiots in Florida. Greg was talking the other night about how some clueless git was nattering on about, "I don't really believe in Bush's policies or the things he's done, but he's lending us a hand here in Florida! So I'll vote for him!"

Um. Hello. He's not lending you a hand out of the charity of his heart, it's his fucking job!!

[devinshire.livejournal.com]

I have a sinking feeling the Shrub is going to win, but hope springs eternal.

You know, I shared that same sentiment with someone about a year ago and they laughed at me. "There's NO reason to worry about that!", they said (can't remember who said it). But now that we're getting closer to the election, Bush's chances are looking pretty good and I'm getting more nervous by the day. It's frustrating.

[jdquintette.livejournal.com]

I rented "Bowling for Columbine" last night. I'd never seen it before. Michael Moore tends to be a little reductive (not to mention gullible. Dude, there's nothing Canadians like more than feeling superior to Americans, even if it means fibbing about how they never lock their doors) but he hits the nail right on the head with his "keep em scared and they're easy to manipulate" hypothesis.

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Had you said that to me a year ago, I would have laughed incredulously, too. It was inconceivable to me that he got away with stealing the last election. It's inconceivable to me now that he's not trailing pitifully. It'll be inconceivable to me if he actually wins this election.

I need to stop using that word. I do not theenk it means what I theenk it means.

Fuck_The_British

[jdquintette.livejournal.com]

Actually, I think that community used to be called "the Colonial United States."

*rim shot*

Say, I hear you folks like your ale warm and your women cold.

Re: Fuck_The_British

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Mrrrreeeeeeeeeeow!

Re: Fuck_The_British

[fremont-brit.livejournal.com]

>>>Say, I hear you folks like your ale warm and your women cold.<<<

Hmmm...that statement is 50% correct!
JP

Nudge Nudge.

[jdquintette.livejournal.com]

When I lived in London in the early 70s I was known to sink a pint or two of "cellar cooled" Worthington E.

As for the temperature of the women, gents like us need say no more.:-)

Re: Fuck_The_British

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Which 50%? That you like both ale and women? *wink*

Re: Fuck_The_British

[thette.livejournal.com]

Cold drinks numb the taste receptors. Good ale deserves to be appreciated.

Re: Fuck_The_British

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

So do good women *grin*

Re: Fuck_The_British

[jdquintette.livejournal.com]

Precicely. That's why American beer is served ice cold.