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I hate the Playtex Gentle Glide tampon ad. "The one that blooms to fit!" Also, I hate their plastic applicator.

No one on the rag suddenly pirouettes around because they're guaranteed a no-leak seal. Sheesh.

Date: 2005-08-02 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brabble.livejournal.com
*falls off chair*

It actually SAYS "The one that blooms to fit!"? That is horrific.

Date: 2005-08-02 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verbicide.livejournal.com
It does! It does! And then this woman spreads her legs as far as humanly possible in a high kick to show us that yes, indeed, her leotard is stain-free.

Date: 2005-08-02 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mattguy.livejournal.com
iiiiiiii'm glad to be maaaaaaaaale

Date: 2005-08-02 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verbicide.livejournal.com
Two words, Matt: chunky days

Date: 2005-08-02 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brabble.livejournal.com
*smirk* God, that was a great book.

Date: 2005-08-02 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verbicide.livejournal.com
No. Kidding. Muhahaha!

Date: 2005-08-02 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brabble.livejournal.com
Oh dear god.

How happy for cramp-and-bloat-free little self.

Date: 2005-08-02 01:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trtle.livejournal.com
No one on the rag suddenly pirouettes around because they're guaranteed a no-leak seal. Sheesh

Speak for yourself! I have a monthly ritual of happily spinning when my cup does not "runneth over". In fact, I think my habit inspired their commercial...I'll make a mint I tell you, a MINT!

Date: 2005-08-02 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verbicide.livejournal.com
You know. I always have to do a brain-scrub after you remind me that you use those disgusting things. Which I believe you only use because they are so incredibly horrific. And you are also, I believe, the only human on the planet to use them.

*runs off shrieking*

Date: 2005-08-02 03:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trtle.livejournal.com
Obviously I'm not since they're still available..unless the world *does* revolve around me as I've frequently suspected ;)

Date: 2005-08-02 03:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verbicide.livejournal.com
In this matter, it does. Because GROSS, AMY, GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: 2005-08-02 03:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trtle.livejournal.com
hehe...I'm thinking I have too much time on my hands today...either that or I'm avoiding starting work...

http://www.mum.org/MenCups.htm

Date: 2005-08-02 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verbicide.livejournal.com
I am so not reading that. You freak!!

Date: 2005-08-02 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trtle.livejournal.com
Whatsa matter? You CHICKEN?

Date: 2005-08-02 04:16 pm (UTC)

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