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I hate the Playtex Gentle Glide tampon ad. "The one that blooms to fit!" Also, I hate their plastic applicator.

No one on the rag suddenly pirouettes around because they're guaranteed a no-leak seal. Sheesh.

Date: 2005-08-02 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verbicide.livejournal.com
It does! It does! And then this woman spreads her legs as far as humanly possible in a high kick to show us that yes, indeed, her leotard is stain-free.

Date: 2005-08-02 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mattguy.livejournal.com
iiiiiiii'm glad to be maaaaaaaaale

Date: 2005-08-02 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verbicide.livejournal.com
Two words, Matt: chunky days

Date: 2005-08-02 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brabble.livejournal.com
*smirk* God, that was a great book.

Date: 2005-08-02 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verbicide.livejournal.com
No. Kidding. Muhahaha!

Date: 2005-08-02 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brabble.livejournal.com
Oh dear god.

How happy for cramp-and-bloat-free little self.

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