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The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDf)
Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.
Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgments. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.
These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.
[You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction.]*
You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Playboy, The Loverboy
CONSIDER: The Manchild
For whatever reason, this is cracking me up. I will say that the asterisked bit up there is pretty solidly untrue. And having dated a manchild once, I can safely say I won't be doing that again.
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Even if I weren't already married, the computer says we're DOOOOOMED!
Date: 2006-11-15 05:23 pm (UTC)Apparently, I'm a band from the late 70s (Loverboy).
Re: Even if I weren't already married, the computer says we're DOOOOOMED!
Date: 2006-11-15 05:36 pm (UTC)Do you have the headband and everything?
Re: Even if I weren't already married, the computer says we're DOOOOOMED!
Date: 2006-11-15 05:39 pm (UTC)I've never worn a headband in my life. Perhaps I should get one?
Re: Even if I weren't already married, the computer says we're DOOOOOMED!
Date: 2006-11-15 05:44 pm (UTC)And yes--you absolutely should get one. And then post images!
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Date: 2006-11-15 06:13 pm (UTC)I'm afraid to take this test.
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Date: 2006-11-15 06:16 pm (UTC)And you should take it! I'm very curious what you come out as!
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Date: 2006-11-15 06:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-15 06:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-15 07:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-15 07:43 pm (UTC)bleah
Date: 2006-11-15 07:12 pm (UTC)Read My Result
Take the Test
Reinforcement that I hate online quizzes and their stupid inappropriate available choices.
Re: bleah
Date: 2006-11-15 08:58 pm (UTC)Re: bleah
Date: 2006-11-15 10:31 pm (UTC)Re: bleah
Date: 2006-11-15 11:28 pm (UTC)Re: bleah
Date: 2006-11-15 11:30 pm (UTC)Re: bleah
Date: 2006-11-16 12:56 am (UTC)Re: bleah
Date: 2006-11-15 11:29 pm (UTC)Re: bleah
Date: 2006-11-15 11:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-16 12:35 am (UTC)I'm not saying the results are particularly accurate, but this part cracked me up:
"Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can't think of anything about you we'd change. Keep on fucking, partner."
Ooh, did you try the virgin spotting test yet?
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Date: 2006-11-16 12:55 am (UTC)I didn't try that one yet--will later tonight, though!
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Date: 2006-11-16 02:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-16 03:55 pm (UTC)