well I suppose this explains why I'm still single

[verbicide]

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The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDf)
Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.

Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgments. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.

These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.

[You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction.]*

You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Playboy, The Loverboy

CONSIDER: The Manchild

For whatever reason, this is cracking me up. I will say that the asterisked bit up there is pretty solidly untrue. And having dated a manchild once, I can safely say I won't be doing that again.

Comments

Re: Even if I weren't already married, the computer says we're DOOOOOMED!

[jsbowden.livejournal.com]

Alas, tis so. Would that we were in a Jane Austen novel where such untidy things were mere inconveniences...

I've never worn a headband in my life. Perhaps I should get one?

Re: Even if I weren't already married, the computer says we're DOOOOOMED!

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

As much as I love Jane Austen, I refuse to live in a novel where I'd be forced into a corset. I prefer my breathing unfettered.

And yes--you absolutely should get one. And then post images!