banter fun

[verbicide]

Snippit from this morning's JeffTalk:

We have been discussing how insane Jeff is because he thinks Servilia from Rome is stunningly beautiful. My response (and the response of all sane people) has been, "Yeah --like forty years ago maybe!"

Jeff: I didn't realize you were so ageist. You hate old people. And the handicapped[1].
Me: Well now you know. I have, of course, made an exception in your case.
Jeff: Watch it, Dain Bramage Girl![2]


[1] Jeff's never forgiven me for laughing hysterically when he was earnestly excited about this company that does... ballet... in... wheelchairs. He has no idea why that is so incredibly funny. I have since been labeled an Enemy of the Differently Abled.

[2] A term he finds hilarious and I find utterly moronic.

Comments

[archaica.livejournal.com]

I am not consumed with lust for the woman, but I think she is attractive!

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

I mean, I don't think she's a dog either or anything, but when I think "stunningly beautiful or gorgeous" --those are not words I would apply to her!

But for me, she's totally kicked out of bed for the hairdo alone. I mean, yuck!