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[verbicide]

So, I'm back! Hi!

And since I feel too discombobulated to actually write content, I share with you the Food Network's Sandra "I Can't Cook at ALL But I Am on TV" Lee and her famous Kwanzaa Cake.

I can't believe it's not a parody of her show. Except that this is exactly the kind of crap she always makes.

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[verbicide.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. Dude, I so don't even know how she's on any show. Like, even a neighbor's crappy basement Wayne's World cable show would have like kicked her to the curb.

Every time she or anyone else mentions her Cordon Bleu training, my ears start bleeding.

Rachael Ray's stuff never looks like anything I want to eat, but I get that to some people it's fast and fun-seeming (a taco AND a pizza! whee!) But Sandra Lee's shit just flummoxes me. WHY?? WHY??

(Sorry. I can wax on endlessly about the Hate.)

[coffeeinhell.livejournal.com]

I'm just jealous that *I* never thought of pitching a TV show where I add crap to cake mixes.

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Whatever. You couldn't make that shit if you tried!!

[coffeeinhell.livejournal.com]

Hey, I took a side-dish recipe from one of Jane and Michael Stern's books that's basically rice, cream of mushroom soup, canned mushrooms and cheese, and turned it into "chicken casserole" by adding garlic and sauteed chicken.

If it would get me a paycheck from Food Network, I would totally add flavorings to canned frosting and slather it over store-bought cake, jam some candles in it and set it down next to a fugly flower arrangement. And then I would laugh and laugh and laugh. Hell, I'd even wear the reindeer sweaters.

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

No no no!! *LALALALALALA*

(But I don't think there's anything wrong with chicken casserole, for the record.)