helpful hints

[verbicide]

When you start your extra-bloaty, endlessly cramp-y, sucks-to-have-a-uterus first day of your period, don't wear a low-cut, extra-constrict-y, complicated, new blouse. It will make you insane, piss you off, and possibly get you fired for indecent exposure as your boobs expand to overflowing and threaten to take over the entire Pacific Northwest.

MRH.

I know it's a cliche, but I just want to eat a bushel of chocolate and punch some XY'r in the face.

Can it be home-going time now? Please? Kthx.

Comments

[artemis77.livejournal.com]

Sorry you feel crappy - but you're making me laugh. Get thee some chocolate!!!!

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Hee, excellent! This is where it was useful to have Jeff around at work. I could chant I.WANT.CHOCOLATE at him until he fled the building to find some for me.

Of course there is a Dilletante in the lobby. But I feel too gross to leave the confines of my office right now!!

I do, however, have a box of mints. *CONSUMES*

[artemis77.livejournal.com]

Just flash people your boobies a little and they'll ignore your grossness. ;)

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Hee! I'd left a polar fleece jacket here, and I'm more comfortably (and decently) swaddled in it now. Whew!

[archaica.livejournal.com]

That actually works.

[artemis77.livejournal.com]

:) I'm sure it does.

[rolypolypony.livejournal.com]

Awww, poor thing!! Have some chocolate! Now!!!

Good luck controlling your boobs!! :)

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Ooo chocolate. And seriously, I need some duct tape and painter's tarp--STAT!

[archaica.livejournal.com]

"XYs" - hahahahahahha!!! I know when K's "on her monthlies" I have to bring home emergency chocolate STAT.

possibly get you fired for indecent exposure as your boobs expand to overflowing and threaten to take over the entire Pacific Northwest.

Hrm.

I'm going to get punched in the face, aren't I? :)

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

YES! *punchpunch*

[archaica.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha!!! *runs away* It can't be worse than K's Cambodian friend punching me with her tiny Fists of Fury.

For seriouslies, though, I am sorry your body is giving you cause for Teh Rage.

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

*grin* Thanks. K's lucky to have you on chocolate patrol for her monthly fun!

[archaica.livejournal.com]

I'm actually fairly good at judging when to lay in supplies! (It's also a good excuse for ME to have some chocolate, too .... )

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

But of course :)

[archaica.livejournal.com]

Not to make this all about ME or anything ....

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

*punchpunchpunch*

[archaica.livejournal.com]

Haha, sorry, I couldn't resist ;)

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

*grin* Me neither!

[archaica.livejournal.com]

Ahhhhh!!! *fears the punching*

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

As you, and all other XY'rs should!!

[lietya.livejournal.com]

I certainly hope That Day is almost over.

I had to learn that same lesson the hard way, except mine tried to take over New England, of course. :) Hee!

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Damn boobies!!

Just two more hours.... mowr!

[merhawk]

Oh, Elath, preach it. Last night it felt like my uterus was trying to explode out of my stomach.

Hope it stops being that bad soon!

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Thanks --I hope it gets better for you, too!

[serenity-valley.livejournal.com]

"I know it's a cliche, but I just want to eat a bushel of chocolate and punch some XY'r in the face."

Wait, we're only supposed to punch them in the face? Oh dear.

[verbicide.livejournal.com]

Oh, well. Variety is totally encouraged!