verbicide: (from elanswer!)
[personal profile] verbicide
When you start your extra-bloaty, endlessly cramp-y, sucks-to-have-a-uterus first day of your period, don't wear a low-cut, extra-constrict-y, complicated, new blouse. It will make you insane, piss you off, and possibly get you fired for indecent exposure as your boobs expand to overflowing and threaten to take over the entire Pacific Northwest.

MRH.

I know it's a cliche, but I just want to eat a bushel of chocolate and punch some XY'r in the face.

Can it be home-going time now? Please? Kthx.

Date: 2008-03-12 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] artemis77.livejournal.com
Sorry you feel crappy - but you're making me laugh. Get thee some chocolate!!!!

Date: 2008-03-12 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verbicide.livejournal.com
Hee, excellent! This is where it was useful to have Jeff around at work. I could chant I.WANT.CHOCOLATE at him until he fled the building to find some for me.

Of course there is a Dilletante in the lobby. But I feel too gross to leave the confines of my office right now!!

I do, however, have a box of mints. *CONSUMES*

Date: 2008-03-12 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] artemis77.livejournal.com
Just flash people your boobies a little and they'll ignore your grossness. ;)

Date: 2008-03-12 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verbicide.livejournal.com
Hee! I'd left a polar fleece jacket here, and I'm more comfortably (and decently) swaddled in it now. Whew!

Date: 2008-03-12 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archaica.livejournal.com
That actually works.

Date: 2008-03-12 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] artemis77.livejournal.com
:) I'm sure it does.

Date: 2008-03-12 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rolypolypony.livejournal.com
Awww, poor thing!! Have some chocolate! Now!!!

Good luck controlling your boobs!! :)

Date: 2008-03-12 08:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verbicide.livejournal.com
Ooo chocolate. And seriously, I need some duct tape and painter's tarp--STAT!

Date: 2008-03-12 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archaica.livejournal.com
"XYs" - hahahahahahha!!! I know when K's "on her monthlies" I have to bring home emergency chocolate STAT.

possibly get you fired for indecent exposure as your boobs expand to overflowing and threaten to take over the entire Pacific Northwest.

Hrm.

I'm going to get punched in the face, aren't I? :)
Edited Date: 2008-03-12 08:10 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-03-12 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archaica.livejournal.com
Hahahahaha!!! *runs away* It can't be worse than K's Cambodian friend punching me with her tiny Fists of Fury.

For seriouslies, though, I am sorry your body is giving you cause for Teh Rage.
Edited Date: 2008-03-12 08:12 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-03-12 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verbicide.livejournal.com
*grin* Thanks. K's lucky to have you on chocolate patrol for her monthly fun!

Date: 2008-03-12 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archaica.livejournal.com
I'm actually fairly good at judging when to lay in supplies! (It's also a good excuse for ME to have some chocolate, too .... )

Date: 2008-03-12 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archaica.livejournal.com
Not to make this all about ME or anything ....

Date: 2008-03-12 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archaica.livejournal.com
Haha, sorry, I couldn't resist ;)

Date: 2008-03-12 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archaica.livejournal.com
Ahhhhh!!! *fears the punching*

Date: 2008-03-12 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verbicide.livejournal.com
As you, and all other XY'rs should!!

Date: 2008-03-12 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lietya.livejournal.com
I certainly hope That Day is almost over.

I had to learn that same lesson the hard way, except mine tried to take over New England, of course. :) Hee!

Date: 2008-03-12 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verbicide.livejournal.com
Damn boobies!!

Just two more hours.... mowr!

Date: 2008-03-12 08:51 pm (UTC)
merhawk: (What are you looking at?)
From: [personal profile] merhawk
Oh, Elath, preach it. Last night it felt like my uterus was trying to explode out of my stomach.

Hope it stops being that bad soon!

Date: 2008-03-12 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verbicide.livejournal.com
Thanks --I hope it gets better for you, too!

Date: 2008-03-13 12:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serenity-valley.livejournal.com
"I know it's a cliche, but I just want to eat a bushel of chocolate and punch some XY'r in the face."

Wait, we're only supposed to punch them in the face? Oh dear.

Date: 2008-03-13 03:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verbicide.livejournal.com
Oh, well. Variety is totally encouraged!

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